Hey, preaching to the choir. I thought our Lady of the Perpetual Sea Breeze was the real deal until the Divine Miss J walked right through that door and right into my ass—which is where my heart is…physiologically. I could show you an x-ray.

Lorne ,'Time Bomb'


Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Aims - Aug 14, 2013 5:32:42 pm PDT #3227 of 30002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

OMG BONNY!! "good sport" my ass. She gets to reimburse you $225.


sj - Aug 14, 2013 5:34:25 pm PDT #3228 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Oh, Bonny. I don't even know what to say to all of that. How horrible. All sorts of ~ma headed your way.

The friend whose dog it was gave me $20 for the cab home because she had dinner plans and could not wait with me. She applauded me for 'being such a good sport.

WTF?!?


smonster - Aug 14, 2013 5:34:44 pm PDT #3229 of 30002
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

bonny, what in the everloving FUCK. That is unacceptable. That is not a friend. She should have ditched her plans, taken you to the ER, and paid for EVERYTHING. I am furious on your behalf. I wish I lived closer! I wish I could come over and take care of you and clean up Cagney.


Sue - Aug 14, 2013 5:34:49 pm PDT #3230 of 30002
hip deep in pie

That's horrible, Bonny. And Aims is right, she should cover you medical expenses. I hope you heal up quickly.


Sue - Aug 14, 2013 5:34:50 pm PDT #3231 of 30002
hip deep in pie

Aims - Aug 14, 2013 5:35:07 pm PDT #3232 of 30002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

What they said!! Lots and lots!!


Scrappy - Aug 14, 2013 5:36:21 pm PDT #3233 of 30002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

I'm with Aims. I can see her not contacting you because she may just ave gotten home from dinner and she doesn't want to bother you this late. However, if she doesn't call you in the morning and the first thing she says is to apologize and offer to pay your bill? Then, she is in BIG TROUBLE.


Aims - Aug 14, 2013 5:38:34 pm PDT #3234 of 30002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

There will the opening of a can of whoop ass heard round the internets.


smonster - Aug 14, 2013 5:42:38 pm PDT #3235 of 30002
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I do want to reiterate how lovely it is to watch Buffista magic in action.

I hit a decade sometime this past spring, I think. Damn, y'all.


beekaytee - Aug 14, 2013 5:44:05 pm PDT #3236 of 30002
Compassionately intolerant

I can see her not contacting you because she may just ave gotten home from dinner and she doesn't want to bother you this late.

Oh no. I had to wait for my prescription, which I need to take with food. I could not imagine cooking, so I walked to the closest restaurant to order take out. It just so happened to be the restaurant where she was having dinner.

I was so tired and on the verge of tears, I really didn't know what to say when she came over with one of her friends...who I also know.

She did not offer to pick up my dinner and his contribution was, "How could he have bitten you on BOTH arms! That can't happen."

Dude. See these bandages? Not for show, trust me.

I just had to walk away, I'm so upset. He started aski