Gunn: We open a can of Machiavelli on his ass. Harmony: It's Matchabelli, Einstein, and it doesn't come in a can.

'Soul Purpose'


Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Sean K - May 11, 2013 5:26:50 pm PDT #29 of 30002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I keep telling myself that you left and came back, o_a. Still, if this is such a no-brainer, why is it weighing so heavy on me, and it's not even a real offer yet?


Sean K - May 11, 2013 5:26:51 pm PDT #30 of 30002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

DavidS - May 11, 2013 5:29:09 pm PDT #31 of 30002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Still, if this is such a no-brainer, why is it weighing so heavy on me, and it's not even a real offer yet?

Dude, don't trust your heart. If you get the offer, let your brain make the call.

Seriously, I think some time in Atlanta could be the best thing that ever happened to you.

And omnis himself can tell you that such gigs do not necessarily turn out to be permanent relocations. It would be great for you to have a job like that on your resume, get some stability, and be able to parlay that into something else. Possibly somewhere else.

But don't be resistant to change - because you really need to change your life.


WindSparrow - May 11, 2013 6:04:20 pm PDT #32 of 30002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Racing fans of Bitches, I had an awesome conversation with one of the guys at the house I was working at today. The fellow does not speak clearly, it is hard to understand him. I usually repeat what I think I hear so that he can confirm if I got him. Sometimes I have to try several times to get a single sentence. But he thinks Danika is great (maybe not quite as awesome as Junior) and thinks that there should be more girls in racing. "Someday", he said. Someday there will be just as many girls as guys. Smart fellow, even if his mom and me are the only people who really know how smart he is.


WindSparrow - May 11, 2013 6:19:20 pm PDT #33 of 30002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

So what, exactly, does one do with fresh mozzarella? Besides eat it like an apple, I mean. Why, yes, I did give in to some odd impulses while at a Super Target today. Why do you ask?

Also, you know you are tired when you get the cat food and the orange juice out of the fridge and put the oj next to the cat dishes and the cat food next to your juice glass.

My appetite is behaving oddly. Another purchase I made was a jar of Nutella. And I keep wanting to spread it on things rather than eat it straight from the jar.


Steph L. - May 11, 2013 6:23:29 pm PDT #34 of 30002
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

So what, exactly, does one do with fresh mozzarella?

Cut it into slices. Cut tomato into slices. Put mozzarella slices on tomato slices. Optional but HIGHLY recommended: olive oil, balsamic vinegar, basil, salt, pepper to taste.

Then nom as needed.


WindSparrow - May 11, 2013 6:45:04 pm PDT #35 of 30002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Ohhhhh, I forgot about insalata Caprese. Yes, please. Now to acquire fresh basil.


Burrell - May 11, 2013 7:01:26 pm PDT #36 of 30002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Hi Bitches! Nice thread.


Zenkitty - May 11, 2013 7:17:26 pm PDT #37 of 30002
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Hi Bitches! Nice thread.

Shame if something happened to it.


Cass - May 11, 2013 7:59:58 pm PDT #38 of 30002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

But he thinks Danika is great (maybe not quite as awesome as Junior) and thinks that there should be more girls in racing. "Someday", he said. Someday there will be just as many girls as guys. Smart fellow, even if his mom and me are the only people who really know how smart he is.

Cool!

My nephew shot a water gun at me today and jacked my laptop. I am missing a few keys. Genius bar and fingers crossed. I did not throttle him but it was close. Still might actually.