I don't miss them either. Have you read Connie Willis's "Even The Queen"? it's set in a future world in which menstruating is optional ... and some women do, indeed, choose it. For some reason.
Simon: I, uh... I never-never shot anyone before. Book: I was there, son. I'm fair sure you haven't shot anyone yet.
'War Stories'
Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Toddson - Dec 05, 2016 7:04:28 am PST #28216 of 30002
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Zenkitty - Dec 05, 2016 7:49:29 am PST #28217 of 30002
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Almost five years without a period with my Mirena, and after it was removed I had two of the worst periods I ever had. But after those, nothing. Fingers crossed for menopause! woooo being a girl sucks
Jessica - Dec 05, 2016 7:54:52 am PST #28218 of 30002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I remember that from getting my IUD out. It was NO FUN AT ALL.
Connie Neil - Dec 05, 2016 8:20:15 am PST #28219 of 30002
brillig
I should be due for my quarterly period about now. My body is holding on to Not Quite Menopause by its fingernails.
Edit: Give it up, body! We'll be 56 in two months, there ain't no baby coming out of this factory!
Zenkitty - Dec 05, 2016 8:30:17 am PST #28220 of 30002
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
My body has a different agenda for my life than I do.
Steph L. - Dec 05, 2016 8:40:15 am PST #28221 of 30002
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Yeah, I asked my OB/GYN if I could skip a third IUD since I'm probably close to menopause, and she said "Not close enough." (I know there's a bell curve, so maybe I am about to hit menopause at 45, but I'm not willing to take that chance.)
Laura - Dec 05, 2016 9:35:01 am PST #28222 of 30002
Our wings are not tired.
Yeah, at 47 I was one of the younger people I knew.
Zenkitty - Dec 05, 2016 9:42:17 am PST #28223 of 30002
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
I'm 53 and the Old Lady is still dragging her feet. My sister was already done by now!
Calli - Dec 05, 2016 10:31:52 am PST #28224 of 30002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
It hit blessed me around 47, too. I have not missed the red menace.
EpicTangent - Dec 05, 2016 10:47:16 am PST #28225 of 30002
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
Yeah, when I went off BC pills, the first couple of periods (or rather, pre-period symptoms) were astonishing. Like, worse than I ever remember them being before. I couldn't make up my mind if I was just misremembering or if my Lady Parts were like, "Control US for years on end?! Screw you, lady! How you like me now!?"