You'd never make it. I'd rip your spine out before you got half a step. Those little legs wouldn't be much good without one of those.

Glory ,'The Killer In Me'


Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


erin_obscure - Dec 03, 2016 12:40:49 pm PST #28207 of 30002
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

I use SleepCycle (app) on my phone (seems to be pretty effective as long as it's very close to my pillow) and a fitbit for overall tracking, including sleep. Loves me my fitbit.


SuziQ - Dec 03, 2016 1:43:10 pm PST #28208 of 30002
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I need governing help. Kelly and I want to create a goofy"hair splinter kit" I already have done "fashion" tweezers, tiny bandaids, Neosporin, and I'm going to get a small pack of tissues to dry up his tears. What else???


Steph L. - Dec 03, 2016 5:27:48 pm PST #28209 of 30002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Suzi, I have no idea what that even means. What's a hair splinter?


WindSparrow - Dec 03, 2016 8:20:50 pm PST #28210 of 30002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

It's when a bit of hair gets lodged in one's skin in similar fashion as a splinter of wood. The one I had was significantly more sore than I would have expected considering how hair-thin hair is.


beekaytee - Dec 03, 2016 8:32:24 pm PST #28211 of 30002
Compassionately intolerant

I use Sleep Cycle and love it. Never start my day without it!


SuziQ - Dec 04, 2016 6:54:39 am PST #28212 of 30002
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Andi has it exactly right. C got one a few weeks back and neither Kelly nor I had ever heard of a hair splinter. C kept whining about it and we kept not believing him and giving him grief until I asked about it on FB and found out that hair splinters can, and do, happen. So now it has become "a thing" in the house.

The kit we came up with has tweezers, neosporin, tiny bandaids, tissues, advil, gold bond healing lotion, and a magnifying glass. The box we are using is pretty full at this point. I'm going to print off as professional looking a label as I can.


Steph L. - Dec 04, 2016 5:43:04 pm PST #28213 of 30002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

This is hilariously weird: when I had my annual OB/GYN appointment last week, the doctor removed my Mirena because it was a couple-few months past its expiration. I'm getting a new one, because Trump, but the office manager has to order it, so I am currently IUD-less.

All day my IBS has been particularly painful, all lower-abdominal crampy and such. Except, no, it's not my IBS. Or at least not entirely my IBS. I'm getting my first period in 10 years. TEN. YEARS. I don't even remember how to have a period. This is so weird. And also painful. I did not miss this at all.


Laura - Dec 05, 2016 3:28:19 am PST #28214 of 30002
Our wings are not tired.

Oh dear, I hope you get the new one soon! I don't miss periods whatsoever.


sj - Dec 05, 2016 7:02:27 am PST #28215 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

You have my sympathies, Teppy. It wasn't 10 years, but it was long enough in between periods that when I had my first one after ltc was born, I had sort of forgotten how miserable they were.


Toddson - Dec 05, 2016 7:04:28 am PST #28216 of 30002
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

I don't miss them either. Have you read Connie Willis's "Even The Queen"? it's set in a future world in which menstruating is optional ... and some women do, indeed, choose it. For some reason.