Book: Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned? Simon: No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist.

'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


WindSparrow - Oct 23, 2016 3:55:24 am PDT #27237 of 30002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Yup. Anybody else hear that in Sarah Michelle Gellar's voice?


Connie Neil - Oct 23, 2016 5:51:27 am PDT #27238 of 30002
brillig

Well I have to keep it somewhere

A sock drawer is an excellent place to keep a bayonet! It won't rattle around, socks are easy to shove out of the way.

Which reminds me, I need to rescue Sting from the old house and decide which wall I'm going to hang it on.


Maria - Oct 23, 2016 9:19:15 am PDT #27239 of 30002
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Andi, I'm so excited for your next challenge. The residents are lucky to have you, and I'm glad you're being better compensated as well.


WindSparrow - Oct 23, 2016 9:22:43 am PDT #27240 of 30002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Thanks Maria. It is definitely going to be a challenge.


erikaj - Oct 23, 2016 10:37:12 am PDT #27241 of 30002
Always Anti-fascist!

I've got a cable remote with sufficient heft that if it's That Kind of day, I've thought of it. I also have footpedals.


omnis_audis - Oct 23, 2016 2:22:15 pm PDT #27242 of 30002
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Which reminds me, I need to rescue Sting from the old house and decide which wall I'm going to hang it on.

Is he frozen in carbonite? That might effect his touring abilities.

#StarWarsFan & #StingFan and always #Nerd


Connie Neil - Oct 23, 2016 2:39:00 pm PDT #27243 of 30002
brillig

Is he frozen in carbonite? That might effect his touring abilities.

Alas, this is the sword Sting, which was very effective against snowmen, one long ago winter. Ah, those neighbors gave us a wide berth.


erikaj - Oct 23, 2016 2:39:12 pm PDT #27244 of 30002
Always Anti-fascist!

I think this Sting is a sword.


omnis_audis - Oct 23, 2016 3:03:01 pm PDT #27245 of 30002
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

I think this Sting is a sword.
Yes, I gathered that. Just trying to be cute.

Alas, this is the sword Sting, which was very effective against snowmen, one long ago winter. Ah, those neighbors gave us a wide berth.

Ha! That's one way to keep annoying neighbors from bothering you. Did the sword turn blue? Where they snowOrcs?


Vortex - Oct 23, 2016 3:23:41 pm PDT #27246 of 30002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

"Heavy telephones", ah, yes, the sweet bygone days of smashing a bad guy upside the head with a desk phone a la Peggy Carter.

Yes, and so satisfying when you slammed them down in anger. Touching a screen does not do it at all.

I've got two pointy metal candlesticks, a cast iron skillet, and a bayonet in the sock drawer, I guess I'm good.

I keep my big maglite next to the bed. Good in case of power outages, and a hell of a weapon if someone breaks into my bedroom.