I've got a cable remote with sufficient heft that if it's That Kind of day, I've thought of it. I also have footpedals.
Jayne (Husband): Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Mal (Wife): How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people? Jayne (Husband): If I could make you purtier, I would. Mal (Wife): You are not the man I met a year ago.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
erikaj - Oct 23, 2016 10:37:12 am PDT #27241 of 30002
Always Anti-fascist!
omnis_audis - Oct 23, 2016 2:22:15 pm PDT #27242 of 30002
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Which reminds me, I need to rescue Sting from the old house and decide which wall I'm going to hang it on.
Is he frozen in carbonite? That might effect his touring abilities.
#StarWarsFan & #StingFan and always #Nerd
Connie Neil - Oct 23, 2016 2:39:00 pm PDT #27243 of 30002
brillig
Is he frozen in carbonite? That might effect his touring abilities.
Alas, this is the sword Sting, which was very effective against snowmen, one long ago winter. Ah, those neighbors gave us a wide berth.
erikaj - Oct 23, 2016 2:39:12 pm PDT #27244 of 30002
Always Anti-fascist!
I think this Sting is a sword.
omnis_audis - Oct 23, 2016 3:03:01 pm PDT #27245 of 30002
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
I think this Sting is a sword.Yes, I gathered that. Just trying to be cute.
Alas, this is the sword Sting, which was very effective against snowmen, one long ago winter. Ah, those neighbors gave us a wide berth.
Ha! That's one way to keep annoying neighbors from bothering you. Did the sword turn blue? Where they snowOrcs?
Vortex - Oct 23, 2016 3:23:41 pm PDT #27246 of 30002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
"Heavy telephones", ah, yes, the sweet bygone days of smashing a bad guy upside the head with a desk phone a la Peggy Carter.
Yes, and so satisfying when you slammed them down in anger. Touching a screen does not do it at all.
I've got two pointy metal candlesticks, a cast iron skillet, and a bayonet in the sock drawer, I guess I'm good.
I keep my big maglite next to the bed. Good in case of power outages, and a hell of a weapon if someone breaks into my bedroom.
Volans - Oct 23, 2016 3:31:54 pm PDT #27247 of 30002
move out and draw fire
I have so many weapons in my house, both purpose-made and improvised, I wouldn't know where to start listing them. And I'm pretty sure that as out of shape as I am, I could do okay in H2H.
but seriously, there are two big knives, 6 swords, a bo, and a shotgun within 12 feet of me right now. And I'm pretty sure I remember the combo to actually get the shotgun.
Connie Neil - Oct 23, 2016 3:42:06 pm PDT #27248 of 30002
brillig
Did the sword turn blue? Where they snowOrcs?
No, merely snowmen built by my beloved so that we could chop them up. Only my fingers and toes turned blue.
billytea - Oct 23, 2016 3:56:00 pm PDT #27249 of 30002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Where they snowOrcs?
We shall call them "snorcs".
sj - Oct 23, 2016 4:14:41 pm PDT #27250 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
{{{{{Laura}}}}} I'm so sorry for your loss. From everything you said it sounds like your mother was quite the woman. ~ma to you and yours.