She's not just a blob of energy, she's also a 14-year-old hormone bomb.

Spike ,'The Killer In Me'


Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Aims - Oct 18, 2016 6:19:49 am PDT #26952 of 30002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Meanwhile, I'm running about, tossing glitter and spreading love and good cheer and pencil pouches.

JZ told me to come home. This feels just like that. Yeah, the carpet's been changed and the God Awful wallpaper border is down, but in its place is soothing paint and a neat texture treatment someone learned on that flip it show with that couple. And the familiar comfy chair is in the corner and a pair of super porny pants hanging in the closet. And the kids are bigger and the marriages and relationships are changed. We're all looking a little changed, too.

But.

There's tea and fernet and coffee and love and sarcasm and while it may look a little different and some key pieces are missing and can never be replaced, it's still home.

And home is where my heart is.

And also? Porn.


Steph L. - Oct 18, 2016 6:21:35 am PDT #26953 of 30002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

And also? Porn.

Woman, we are OLD. (Luke Perry is on the cover of the AARP magazine.) Porn is like, I woke up today and only one ankle hurt instead of two.


sj - Oct 18, 2016 6:21:43 am PDT #26954 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Damn allergies.


Aims - Oct 18, 2016 6:28:49 am PDT #26955 of 30002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Porn is like, I woke up today and only one ankle hurt instead of two.

My knees didn't click walking up the three flights of stairs in my building.


smonster - Oct 18, 2016 6:30:16 am PDT #26956 of 30002
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I am teary and giggling. And I want to tacklehug JohnSweden in every single thread I see his pixels. FB just ain't the same.

I needed a pencil pouch audit. Real talk, I would have been the kid whining about how it wasn't fair that I had to work for a pencil, at least until Aims talked some sense into me. I could have used more consequences as a kid. I was good in school, and could find a plausible enough excuse for almost anything that my teacher or parents would usually give in. I still fight those instincts. Ah, pernicious perfectionism.

And also? Porn.

Woman, we are OLD. (Luke Perry is on the cover of the AARP magazine.) Porn is like, I woke up today and only one ankle hurt instead of two.

Somebody please COMM this.

ION, it's the day of the week when the guy working next to my shop space plays his never ending super mega ultra nonstop mix of shitty 90s dance music. Thank god for 1) Bluetooth headphones and 2) that most of my work today will not be in the shop.


Steph L. - Oct 18, 2016 6:44:51 am PDT #26957 of 30002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Porn is like, I woke up today and only one ankle hurt instead of two.

My knees didn't click walking up the three flights of stairs in my building.

SO JEALOUS.


Karl - Oct 18, 2016 6:45:56 am PDT #26958 of 30002
I adore all you motherfuckers so much -- PMM.

And I want to tacklehug JohnSweden in every single thread I see his pixels.

Oh, this made me grin.


meara - Oct 18, 2016 6:49:48 am PDT #26959 of 30002

My knees didn't click walking up the three flights of stairs in my building.

Hah, this weekend at the dance convention one of the classes I took was about turning. So she had us moving back and forth between weight on one foot vs the other, and turning a bit. And my knees cracked each time I turned. Ay!


Steph L. - Oct 18, 2016 6:58:25 am PDT #26960 of 30002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

My knees sound like tissue paper. In fact, they might be made out of it.


JohnSweden - Oct 18, 2016 6:59:56 am PDT #26961 of 30002
I can't even.

That means so much, smonster. Thank you. I'm a bit verklempt at seeing and missing everyone, and while things are okay with me, I've had some bleak times too. Which I could have made better just by coming here. And I will.

I do value FB for giving me little glimpses into what's going on with you folks, but it doesn't have the same flow that the board does.