It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


erikaj - Sep 03, 2016 5:59:45 pm PDT #26204 of 30002
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

This is a stupid thing that I get caught up in all time...I cancelled a contribution to something(Not that I still don't care about the Earth, but I think my finances are sort of being nickeled-and-dimed one recurrent donation at a time...need to rethink, you know?) But now I feel as though, you know, some little wolf cub is not going to eat cause I want to be in control of my ten dollars. Even though I know that Ellen Whatsis who signed my receipt doesn't really know me, I feel disappointing and had to talk myself out of it. Dumb, huh?ETA: Cindy, sorry about your FIL. ETA2: Anyone have a favorite green org that I should think about giving to? Check me out...Casey McCall moment. Except Casey would never allow a mass-produced e-receipt to occasion a guilt spiral.


Zenkitty - Sep 04, 2016 6:15:39 am PDT #26205 of 30002
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Health~ma for your FiL, Cindy.

Ladystuff TMI: so I had the Mirena removed 7 weeks ago. Right after that I had a week of light, half-hearted bleeding and I thought well that's that. Nooo. The last two days I've been bleeding like I'm making up for lost time. Dammit, I guess I'm STILL not in menopause.


Connie Neil - Sep 04, 2016 7:23:31 am PDT #26206 of 30002
brillig

I guess I'm STILL not in menopause.

Every four months or so, the universe pokes me in the guts and says "Not yet, sucker!"


Steph L. - Sep 04, 2016 7:59:38 am PDT #26207 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

That is genuinely the only reason I would consider getting another Mirena after this one needs to come out -- I haven't had a period in almost 10 years, and I don't want to go back.


Hil R. - Sep 04, 2016 12:38:01 pm PDT #26208 of 30002
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I hennaed my hair without hennaing anything else in my apartment! (Much.) I'm getting better at this!


Scrappy - Sep 04, 2016 12:56:53 pm PDT #26209 of 30002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Yay, Hil!


Hil R. - Sep 04, 2016 1:40:22 pm PDT #26210 of 30002
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Ugh. I ordered dinner, and I ordered mango juice with it. I'm pretty sure they gave me mango-pineapple juice. I'm allergic to pineapple. It's not a severe allergy or anything -- the most that will happen is my lips and mouth get itchy and swollen -- but still. Ugh.


Hil R. - Sep 05, 2016 5:15:37 am PDT #26211 of 30002
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I really should go to campus today so that I can be at the computer where I can record videos for my online class, but my ankle is hurting a lot, and going to campus means having to walk across campus from the garage to my office. Plus, driving, which isn't really great for my ankle, either.


WindSparrow - Sep 05, 2016 2:57:28 pm PDT #26212 of 30002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Hil, I hope you got some quality relaxing in, If you could not be as productive as you had hoped.

I think I had an anxiety attck earlier. Crying and screaming, out of control, so overwhelmed with all I wanted to get done and terrified I couldn't do it.


sj - Sep 05, 2016 3:19:52 pm PDT #26213 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

We had a busy, mostly fun, somewhat productive, weekend. I'm exhausted, but in a good way. ltc is walking like crazy, and is becoming even more fiercely independent.

I've been reading and nodding along. ~ma and hugs to all who need them.