I fell down and got confused. Willow fixed me. She's gay.

BuffyBot ,'Dirty Girls'


Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Liese S. - Apr 03, 2016 10:58:50 am PDT #23988 of 30002
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

I know, meara!


meara - Apr 03, 2016 11:13:11 am PDT #23989 of 30002

Does this mean if I come visit some of y'all, I have to bring you fishes?


Zenkitty - Apr 03, 2016 11:26:07 am PDT #23990 of 30002
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

You don't HAVE to, meara, you're awfully cute so I'ma give you the good food anyway.


Burrell - Apr 03, 2016 11:56:39 am PDT #23991 of 30002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I wish I could Like meara's post!


Sue - Apr 03, 2016 12:18:27 pm PDT #23992 of 30002
hip deep in pie

Gold Fishes! (And neither the crackers nor actual fish.)


Anne W. - Apr 03, 2016 12:54:16 pm PDT #23993 of 30002
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

This game is hugely addictive, but not in a time killing way. I have 2 more rare cats to get befor I have the whole set.


Topic!Cindy - Apr 03, 2016 6:07:16 pm PDT #23994 of 30002
What is even happening?

((Cindy)) So, so good to see your pixels 'round these parts again.

Oh, JZ, same here! Love you!

Tubbs shows up constantly to eat my food, but some of the other ones are proving elusive.

Okay, Dana, am I hallucinating, or did you and ita have a whole big thing about being a black and white pair of movie cops?


JZ - Apr 03, 2016 6:40:26 pm PDT #23995 of 30002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

And, popping back in to Bitches to bitch someplace where none of the people involved will ever see it...

Dear Creepy Dad Who Came Creepifying All Over Me At Hospitality Time After Church, please stop talking. I am not gonna clock you one because you've got your 5-year-old with you and she is adorable and smitten with Matilda and a total delight, but I will secretly shiv you if you either (a) give me Sorrowful Empathy Face one more time and ask how I really, truly am, really, am I really okay, really? or (b) tell me how rough it is to be a single dad and how you just want to be respected in your parenting and be your own true authentic self and why must your ex be so oppositional?

She's one of my friends, dipshit. She is oppositional because your true authentic self is really creepy, you were emotionally and borderline physically abusive throughout your marriage, most of the people who know her have thought you were creepy for years and were quietly relieved when you moved out, and if you want her friends to not think you're quite so creepy you may want to dial back on clearly looking for any possible excuse to start badmouthing her.

tl;dr: Uggggggh.


smonster - Apr 03, 2016 7:33:58 pm PDT #23996 of 30002
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

That is some serious Ugggh, JZ.

Dear person who makes the schedule: if you want me to check the calendar consistently, perhaps you should put me on the damn thing consistently. Really not helping with making me feel valued.

Signed, glad I am leaving for so many reasons.


Dana - Apr 04, 2016 3:19:00 am PDT #23997 of 30002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Okay, Dana, am I hallucinating, or did you and ita have a whole big thing about being a black and white pair of movie cops?

We did. It's in COMM somewhere.