The next time you decide to stab me in the back... have the guts to do it to my face.

Mal ,'Ariel'


Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Topic!Cindy - Apr 03, 2016 6:07:16 pm PDT #23994 of 30002
What is even happening?

((Cindy)) So, so good to see your pixels 'round these parts again.

Oh, JZ, same here! Love you!

Tubbs shows up constantly to eat my food, but some of the other ones are proving elusive.

Okay, Dana, am I hallucinating, or did you and ita have a whole big thing about being a black and white pair of movie cops?


JZ - Apr 03, 2016 6:40:26 pm PDT #23995 of 30002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

And, popping back in to Bitches to bitch someplace where none of the people involved will ever see it...

Dear Creepy Dad Who Came Creepifying All Over Me At Hospitality Time After Church, please stop talking. I am not gonna clock you one because you've got your 5-year-old with you and she is adorable and smitten with Matilda and a total delight, but I will secretly shiv you if you either (a) give me Sorrowful Empathy Face one more time and ask how I really, truly am, really, am I really okay, really? or (b) tell me how rough it is to be a single dad and how you just want to be respected in your parenting and be your own true authentic self and why must your ex be so oppositional?

She's one of my friends, dipshit. She is oppositional because your true authentic self is really creepy, you were emotionally and borderline physically abusive throughout your marriage, most of the people who know her have thought you were creepy for years and were quietly relieved when you moved out, and if you want her friends to not think you're quite so creepy you may want to dial back on clearly looking for any possible excuse to start badmouthing her.

tl;dr: Uggggggh.


smonster - Apr 03, 2016 7:33:58 pm PDT #23996 of 30002
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

That is some serious Ugggh, JZ.

Dear person who makes the schedule: if you want me to check the calendar consistently, perhaps you should put me on the damn thing consistently. Really not helping with making me feel valued.

Signed, glad I am leaving for so many reasons.


Dana - Apr 04, 2016 3:19:00 am PDT #23997 of 30002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Okay, Dana, am I hallucinating, or did you and ita have a whole big thing about being a black and white pair of movie cops?

We did. It's in COMM somewhere.


sj - Apr 04, 2016 4:31:43 am PDT #23998 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I had enough gold fish for my yard expansion this morning!


juliana - Apr 04, 2016 5:38:00 am PDT #23999 of 30002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Yay yard expansion! I keep missing Xerxes, but I have Sassy Fran.

ION, so tired. Long night at work, followed by getting home to an awake but very tired Peanut who hadn't eaten since I left. I packed M off to bed & nursed her down at 12, and then got up at 3 when she apparently had a bad dream (which happened again at 5:30) (she usually sleeps all the way through from 10-7). I'm curled up on the couch now, debating waking her up at her usual time (now), or letting her sleep in since her internal clock is already borked. I'll probably go with the sleeping.


Fred Pete - Apr 04, 2016 6:55:39 am PDT #24000 of 30002
Ann, that's a ferret.

I got Lady Meow-Meow yesterday, but no photo. I did get a photo of Guy Furry!


Connie Neil - Apr 04, 2016 7:17:02 am PDT #24001 of 30002
brillig

Joe DiMeowgio showed up sometime last night.


EpicTangent - Apr 04, 2016 7:37:53 am PDT #24002 of 30002
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Had enough fish for a yard expansion today! Very exciting!

However, my phone is doing an annoying thing that may mean I will have to re-set it to factory settings to fix. The guy in the T-Mobile store was very encouraging, and assured me they can back everything up and restore it...except if you're playing any games where you leave off and come back, you'll lose your place and have to start over. Which led to me showing him the cats and trying not to look like a loon. So, sadface, I'm probably going to lose my yard expansion soon, because I'm sick of this bug on my phone.

Ugggh, JZ, that does sound like a big pile of not cool, dude, with a side of no fun.


sj - Apr 04, 2016 11:46:03 am PDT #24003 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I was just settling in to watch opening day baseball, only to find out the game was cancelled on account of the weather. I even have ltc all dressed up to watch the game with me.