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I am not...I am not the damsel in distress. I am not some case. I have to work this. I've lived in a cave for 5 years in a world where they killed my kind like cattle. I am not going to be cut down by some monster flu. I am better than that. What a wonder...how very scared I am.

Fred ,'A Hole in the World'

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tommyrot - Mar 17, 2015 6:20:08 am PDT #17888 of 30002

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I have not read this, but the description cracks me up: An erotic novel about Clippy

Christie Aackerlund doesn’t need help with anything. So when the world’s biggest technology company offers to fly her to a remote location and investigate an alien artifact, all by herself, she’s all like “I’ll do it!”

But the artifact isn’t what it seems, and soon an overly helpful giant living paperclip is getting her all bent out of shape.

sj - Mar 17, 2015 7:50:12 am PDT #17889 of 30002

"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I have not read this, but the description cracks me up: An erotic novel about Clippy

Ha!

I'm a little better this morning, and I managed about 6 hours sleep, which was more than I was expecting to get.

P.M. Marc - Mar 17, 2015 8:04:17 am PDT #17890 of 30002

So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

So, you have to read the Tetris blocks one first, cause Conquered by Clippy is story two in a series.

P.M. Marc - Mar 17, 2015 8:04:35 am PDT #17891 of 30002

So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Umm.

I may own them?

P.M. Marc - Mar 17, 2015 9:13:19 am PDT #17892 of 30002

So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Man, my porn habits killed the thread.

NoiseDesign - Mar 17, 2015 9:31:43 am PDT #17893 of 30002

Our wings are not tired

Everyone is too busy reading them right now.

tommyrot - Mar 17, 2015 9:36:09 am PDT #17894 of 30002

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'm just curious what you need to know from the Tertris one before reading the Clippy one.

Maybe she thought she'd never love again after the Tetris blocks, but Clippy showed her the way?

P.M. Marc - Mar 17, 2015 9:41:16 am PDT #17895 of 30002

So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

It's building up the whole arc. I mean, I suppose you could skip the whole introduction to the character, but I feel it really adds to the impact when you realize she's the Chosen One to fight Cortana.

I think. I mean, story 3 isn't out yet. But that's where it seems to be going.

OOO!

MAYBE THERE WILL BE SOME VIBRATING PHONE ANGRY FEMSLASH!

Probably not. Whipped by Windows Phone isn't exactly going to fly off the virtual shelves.

BUT I COULD SEE IF IT COULD BE A YULETIDE FANDOM!!!

Atropa - Mar 17, 2015 9:42:25 am PDT #17896 of 30002

The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Man, my porn habits killed the thread.

I am going to repeat this again: I DO NOT WANT DRAMATIC READINGS OF THESE. NO. STOP OFFERING.

P.M. Marc - Mar 17, 2015 9:44:10 am PDT #17897 of 30002

So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

YES, YOU DO. YOU JUST DO NOT KNOW IT YET.

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