Man, my porn habits killed the thread.
I am going to repeat this again: I DO NOT WANT DRAMATIC READINGS OF THESE. NO. STOP OFFERING.
Mal: Well said. Wasn't that well said, Zoe? Zoe: Had a kind poetry to it, sir.
'Out Of Gas'
Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Atropa - Mar 17, 2015 9:42:25 am PDT #17896 of 30002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
P.M. Marc - Mar 17, 2015 9:44:10 am PDT #17897 of 30002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
YES, YOU DO. YOU JUST DO NOT KNOW IT YET.
sj - Mar 17, 2015 9:54:54 am PDT #17898 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Plei, I would say you can't shock us anymore, but I would then be afraid you'd try.
Connie Neil - Mar 17, 2015 10:01:20 am PDT #17899 of 30002
brillig
Some of you may remember the Irish girl who came to Utah a few years ago to meet up with a friend of ours that she knew online. They had a weird dom/sub relationship, and they eventually got married and had a kid. Hubby and I adopted her, he and her bonded wonderfully, and we (I at least) never let it show that we thought she'd been an idiot to leave her home and come to tie herself to a man who (in my opinion) is a loser and general idiot.
She went back to Ireland when her mother got sick (she died a few months ago), and eventually our (Hubby's) friend went to join her. He kept making noise about taking them back to Arizona, where he had family and a place in a pyramid-scheme-shilling, right-wing community (I don't like him). Hubby and I were afraid he'd try to steal their son and sneak him back to the states. She and Hubby would talk to each other until he got too sick.
I just pinged her on FB to see how she's doing, and she told me she's divorcing Idiot and staying in Ireland. Praise be, I was so afraid she'd end up with half a dozen kids off Idiot. So he can come back to the states and she can stay in the land of her birth with her family. I feel a little bad for being so happy at a divorce, but no one I like has any business being married to a man who thinks going off the grid in the Sonoran Desert with a courtyard full of lifestock is a good thing.
Calli - Mar 17, 2015 10:12:06 am PDT #17900 of 30002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
I'm glad things are working out better than you expected for your friend, Connie.
Connie Neil - Mar 17, 2015 10:18:29 am PDT #17901 of 30002
brillig
At least in Ireland she's less likely to go into her kitchen and find people who have snuck across the Mexican border rooting through her fridge.
Burrell - Mar 17, 2015 10:20:48 am PDT #17902 of 30002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Does anyone else want to watch the vid series of Plei's dramatic readings of desktop assistant porn, with Jilli's MST3K snarky commentary?
Steph L. - Mar 17, 2015 10:22:14 am PDT #17903 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Does anyone else want to watch the vid series of Plei's dramatic readings of desktop assistant porn, with Jilli's MST3K snarky commentary?
I didn't know I did until THIS VERY MOMENT.
Zenkitty - Mar 17, 2015 10:23:17 am PDT #17904 of 30002
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Glad your friend has got herself free from Idiot, Connie.
Burrell - Mar 17, 2015 10:23:36 am PDT #17905 of 30002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Yay!