Giles, if you would like to get by in American society, then you are going to have to follow our traditions. You're the patriarch. You have to host the festivities, or it's all meaningless.

Buffy ,'Sleeper'


Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


beekaytee - Feb 22, 2015 4:40:21 am PST #17309 of 30002
Compassionately intolerant

I wish you the appropriate levels of sleep and relaxation that will allow you to have optimal strength to handle the challenges of the coming days.

Bless you, Andi.

I hope they do more than a patch, although they might have to wait until better weather to do much. Time for a vacation to Florida! I know a place.....

Laura, if I had a teleporter, I'd be with you right now!!

amyth, I send you wishes for a happier head. I just finished a multi-day migraine myself. So ugly.

I hope they do more than a patch, although they might have to wait until better weather to do much. Time for a vacation to Florida! I know a place.....

The good news and the bad news are the same on this front. The rain has stopped and the temperature is the highest it has been in two weeks. (38, going up to 45) The problem is, the snow is melting and omg, one part of the ceiling looks like it is staying up via my sheer strength of will. This, in an area damaged by the 2011 earthquake.


sj - Feb 22, 2015 5:15:15 am PST #17310 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Happy Birthday, Laura!!!

Bonny, how scary. I hope your landlord takes care of things properly and quickly.

Echoing what Andi said, I'm so glad you and Nora have each other, esp. with all that you both have had to deal with in NOLA this past year.

Yes, this.

amyth, feel better.


Anne W. - Feb 22, 2015 5:37:31 am PST #17311 of 30002
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

amyth, I hope you feel better.

bonny, I am beyond outraged on your behalf. I hope the Remorse and Responsibility Fairy cluesticks your landlord so hard he's seeing stars for a month.

Update on the kitties:

Spidey has been here for a little over a week, and he and Finn are comfortable enough with each other to play-wrestle. There's no hissing, just the occasional 'meep!' if someone bites or kicks too hard. What makes it funny is that Finn is half again as big as Spidey (14 lbs. vs. 9 lbs.) and monstrously fluffy besides. So, when Finn tackles Spidey, Spidey just sort of disappears like someone being absorbed by The Blob.


Ginger - Feb 22, 2015 5:38:42 am PST #17312 of 30002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Bonnie, it's the Helix Hotel. This link [link] might be better.


lisah - Feb 22, 2015 5:48:34 am PST #17313 of 30002
Punishingly Intricate

Hope it doesn't come to this, Bonnie, but any of the Kimptons (of which the Helix is one) take pets. There are a bunch of them in the DC area.


beekaytee - Feb 22, 2015 6:02:56 am PST #17314 of 30002
Compassionately intolerant

Somehow I thought my bed would be spared. Nope. After tending all the leaks in three other rooms, I finally went to lay down and my pillows were soaked.

Upon turning on the light, I found that the wall above my bed is totally buckled and there is an ominous bubble over the mattress.

Pillows are in the washer and I'm deploying the hair dryer on my feather bed and wool mattress topper.

Now I'm wondering if the building isn't just going to be condemned.


Ginger - Feb 22, 2015 6:11:44 am PST #17315 of 30002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

In many horror movies, there's a moment when I think, "Why don't they get the hell out of there and check into a motel?" You may be approaching that moment. I know, I'd hesitate to leave my things under those circumstances. Is there someone who can keep Cagney for the day so you don't have to worry about him?


smonster - Feb 22, 2015 6:14:01 am PST #17316 of 30002
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Good lord, bonny. That is atrocious. Your landlord is a sorry excuse for a human being, much less a landlord. I assume you are documenting all damage with photos and such?

amyth, sorry to hear about the migraine. I hope it eases up soon.

So, when Finn tackles Spidey, Spidey just sort of disappears like someone being absorbed by The Blob.

Okay, that is hilarious to imagine. I'm so glad they are getting along well! Is Finn eating more?


Maria - Feb 22, 2015 6:48:28 am PST #17317 of 30002
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

bonny, call the DCRA and ask for an apartment inspection. That is the first step in allowing you to leave without penalty for breaking the lease. There is an implied warranty of habitability that doesn't seem to have been met for some time.

It may be time to find somewhere else to live. I don't see the landlord changing anytime soon.

Hugs to Nora and Sarah.

Happy birthday Laura!

Good news about the kitties.

Wonderful news about LTC, sj!


Steph L. - Feb 22, 2015 6:57:59 am PST #17318 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

bonny, call the DCRA and ask for an apartment inspection. That is the first step in allowing you to leave without penalty for breaking the lease. There is an implied warranty of habitability that doesn't seem to have been met for some time.

I was wondering who you call about this. The only thing I could think of was board of health, and that didn't seem right.