I have finesse! I have finesse coming out of my bottom!

Anya ,'Showtime'


Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


quester - Jul 09, 2013 5:25:34 pm PDT #1709 of 30002
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

On the plus side, I got a work email that I might need to go to Portland more, which would be way better than Iowa.

This is always true, no matter what the context.

~ma and hugs all around!

Did I tell you guys how I watched fireworks on the 4th?

I usually don't because the downtown of Cedar Rapids is small and congested. but around 9:30 as I was getting ready for bed there were several loud explosions really close by.

So I walked outside - in my pajamas - to see where the culprits with the illeagal booms were. I walked all the way to the street - my building is set way back. As I was seeing the rockets come from behind my building I noticed that I could see the downtown fireworks through the trees on my side of the street. So, I walked into the street to see them better.

I should mention that this is the main street through town. It's 5 lanes, 2 for each direction and a center left-turning lane. I meant to cross all the way to the other side but noticed the best view was from the middle of the road. There wasn't much traffic, everyone was downtown, I guess.

So I stood in the middle of the busiest street in town, well lit by street lights, in my pajamas and watched the fireworks.

After a cop car stopped and told me not to get hit - not "get out of the street!" just "don't get hit" - I watched for a little while longer.

Until it dawned on me that I was STANDING IN THE MIDDLE OF A BUSY STREET IN MY PAJAMAS! that was my evening.

In my defense, I did not get hit and I may have been under the influence of 4 hard ciders.


Maria - Jul 09, 2013 5:31:30 pm PDT #1710 of 30002
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

I love you people. Thank you.

Not counting my chickens before they hatch, but I have to think that being flown up is a good sign. I told him that the only day I couldn't is 8/5, and he said he wants me up there sooner than that.

More money, more travel, working out of the house, better benefits, more vacation. And respect. Almost forgot what that is like.


Hil R. - Jul 09, 2013 5:33:51 pm PDT #1711 of 30002
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Maria, that sounds awesome. Lots of good thoughts heading your way.


amych - Jul 09, 2013 5:36:49 pm PDT #1712 of 30002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Please do count your chickens before they're hatched. They may be dangerous at any later point.

And I'm vibing hard for the awesome job!


quester - Jul 09, 2013 5:42:22 pm PDT #1713 of 30002
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

I think it's a good sign, Maria!


smonster - Jul 09, 2013 5:50:18 pm PDT #1714 of 30002
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Fingers crossed for you, Maria!

quester, that's an awesome story.


quester - Jul 09, 2013 5:55:20 pm PDT #1715 of 30002
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

quester, that's an awesome story.

It was the highlight of my summer.


Burrell - Jul 09, 2013 8:25:37 pm PDT #1716 of 30002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Yay Maria!


omnis_audis - Jul 09, 2013 8:26:51 pm PDT #1717 of 30002
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Maria, that does sound good! I got appendages crossed for you!

Quester, that is a great story! Love it.


Polter-Cow - Jul 09, 2013 8:45:47 pm PDT #1718 of 30002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I made a phone call tonight. Here are some excerpts.

"What would you say if I wanted the phosphate thing to be...a date?"
"That sounds like fun. I was going to think of it as a date anyway, whatever you thought of it."
"Oh. That's good. That seems to indicate a mutual liking."

"Sorry, I'm still trying to process the fact that I asked you out on a date and you said yes."

"That reduced some stress."
"Oh! Was that part of all your stress?"
"I've been wanting to do that for a while."
"How long have you been wanting to do that?"
"Like...a year? Maybe longer? The night we met?"

"I've been meaning to do it, but I didn't want to do it over Facebook Chat. It would have been inappropriate. Well, not inappropriate, but I thought I could do better."
"Thank you for doing better. It was nice."

So that happened.