Yay Maria!
Who among us can ignore the allure of really funny math puns?
Willow ,'Empty Places'
Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Burrell - Jul 09, 2013 8:25:37 pm PDT #1716 of 30002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
omnis_audis - Jul 09, 2013 8:26:51 pm PDT #1717 of 30002
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Maria, that does sound good! I got appendages crossed for you!
Quester, that is a great story! Love it.
Polter-Cow - Jul 09, 2013 8:45:47 pm PDT #1718 of 30002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
I made a phone call tonight. Here are some excerpts.
"What would you say if I wanted the phosphate thing to be...a date?"
"That sounds like fun. I was going to think of it as a date anyway, whatever you thought of it."
"Oh. That's good. That seems to indicate a mutual liking."
"Sorry, I'm still trying to process the fact that I asked you out on a date and you said yes."
"That reduced some stress."
"Oh! Was that part of all your stress?"
"I've been wanting to do that for a while."
"How long have you been wanting to do that?"
"Like...a year? Maybe longer? The night we met?"
"I've been meaning to do it, but I didn't want to do it over Facebook Chat. It would have been inappropriate. Well, not inappropriate, but I thought I could do better."
"Thank you for doing better. It was nice."
So that happened.
DavidS - Jul 09, 2013 8:51:24 pm PDT #1719 of 30002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Are you going on a date in my neighborhood?!?!
le nubian - Jul 09, 2013 8:52:13 pm PDT #1720 of 30002
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
YAYAYAYAYAYAYA
phosphates?
DavidS - Jul 09, 2013 8:54:13 pm PDT #1721 of 30002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
phosphates?
At The Ice Cream Bar.
You must tell me the exact time and date of this "date" so that I can casually drop by and sing your praises. Literally, singing them. Possibly with some interpretative jazz dance.
It won't be awkward or embarrassing in the least, I assure you and will only enhance the intimacy of the "date."
billytea - Jul 09, 2013 8:57:13 pm PDT #1722 of 30002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
It won't be awkward or embarrassing in the least, I assure you and will only enhance the intimacy of the "date."
As the two of you huddle together in fear.
Polter-Cow - Jul 09, 2013 9:32:43 pm PDT #1723 of 30002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
She gets into town on Friday, and we're going to watch The West Wing and eat leftover turkey chili and then go get phosphate floats for dessert. So I have no exact time for you! 8ish?
Cass - Jul 09, 2013 9:34:29 pm PDT #1724 of 30002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
As the two of you huddle together in fear.
I see P-C and P-G (Phosphate Girl, she needs a name) more as superheros who will fight crime. And interpretive dance. Together.
Phosphate never looks like it is spelled correctly. Even when it is.
omnis_audis - Jul 09, 2013 9:34:54 pm PDT #1725 of 30002
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Possibly with some interpretative jazz dance.Will there be Jazz Hands?? That's like clapping for the deaf! So, it would only enhance your image, because, it will be like you are the object of applause!
(that to say, congrats! Good job!)