I think it's a good sign, Maria!
Fred: The size and depth of the wound indicate a female vampire. Harmony: Or gay! Fred: Um…it doesn't really work like that.
'Harm's Way'
Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
quester - Jul 09, 2013 5:42:22 pm PDT #1713 of 30002
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.
smonster - Jul 09, 2013 5:50:18 pm PDT #1714 of 30002
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Fingers crossed for you, Maria!
quester, that's an awesome story.
quester - Jul 09, 2013 5:55:20 pm PDT #1715 of 30002
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.
quester, that's an awesome story.
It was the highlight of my summer.
Burrell - Jul 09, 2013 8:25:37 pm PDT #1716 of 30002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Yay Maria!
omnis_audis - Jul 09, 2013 8:26:51 pm PDT #1717 of 30002
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Maria, that does sound good! I got appendages crossed for you!
Quester, that is a great story! Love it.
Polter-Cow - Jul 09, 2013 8:45:47 pm PDT #1718 of 30002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
I made a phone call tonight. Here are some excerpts.
"What would you say if I wanted the phosphate thing to be...a date?"
"That sounds like fun. I was going to think of it as a date anyway, whatever you thought of it."
"Oh. That's good. That seems to indicate a mutual liking."
"Sorry, I'm still trying to process the fact that I asked you out on a date and you said yes."
"That reduced some stress."
"Oh! Was that part of all your stress?"
"I've been wanting to do that for a while."
"How long have you been wanting to do that?"
"Like...a year? Maybe longer? The night we met?"
"I've been meaning to do it, but I didn't want to do it over Facebook Chat. It would have been inappropriate. Well, not inappropriate, but I thought I could do better."
"Thank you for doing better. It was nice."
So that happened.
DavidS - Jul 09, 2013 8:51:24 pm PDT #1719 of 30002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Are you going on a date in my neighborhood?!?!
le nubian - Jul 09, 2013 8:52:13 pm PDT #1720 of 30002
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
YAYAYAYAYAYAYA
phosphates?
DavidS - Jul 09, 2013 8:54:13 pm PDT #1721 of 30002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
phosphates?
At The Ice Cream Bar.
You must tell me the exact time and date of this "date" so that I can casually drop by and sing your praises. Literally, singing them. Possibly with some interpretative jazz dance.
It won't be awkward or embarrassing in the least, I assure you and will only enhance the intimacy of the "date."
billytea - Jul 09, 2013 8:57:13 pm PDT #1722 of 30002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
It won't be awkward or embarrassing in the least, I assure you and will only enhance the intimacy of the "date."
As the two of you huddle together in fear.