I don't give half a hump if you're innocent or not. So where does that put you?

Book ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Jan 16, 2015 12:48:12 pm PST #15683 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

meringues, macaroons and flourless chocolate cake

I don't need bread if I can have those.


Glamcookie - Jan 16, 2015 1:11:43 pm PST #15684 of 30002
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Man, I love Buff diving. And Teppy.

PMM:

is there a single word for when something is right on that balance point between awesome and atrocious?
Steph L.:
SWINTON.


Callaluna - Jan 16, 2015 1:14:33 pm PST #15685 of 30002

I'll clean your bathroom.

Wow, how I have missed things like promising scary internet people I'll happily clean their bathroom.


Glamcookie - Jan 16, 2015 1:17:31 pm PST #15686 of 30002
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

PMM and Teppy need a show. Killing me.

Steph:

I just had a weird conversation with my Mom where she mentioned, in an oh-so-casual-but-not-casual-enough way, that it would be okay if I were a lesbian.

I apparently need a boy toy to flaunt around to maintain my hetgirl cred with my damn family. Honestly. You don't date for, what, 2 1/2 years, and your family thinks you're gay?

PMM:

Heh. What did you tell your mom?

Steph:

This is a direct quote: "I still like dick."


Callaluna - Jan 16, 2015 1:20:03 pm PST #15687 of 30002

Its very hard, after spending most of my internet time on Facebook in recent years, to live without a like button. I need something bigger than a like button. A great big glittery button that plays a jaunty tune when pressed?


Cass - Jan 16, 2015 1:21:45 pm PST #15688 of 30002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

See? one person's abhorrance (i.e., the vacuum) is another's reasonably do-able chore.

This a why it is conversation #85. It is boggling that others will happily do what we loathe and loathe what we'd happily enough do but then you think about it and it's Running a Home Tetris. We could totally have Buffista Island if we made all the pieces fit.


Glamcookie - Jan 16, 2015 1:21:56 pm PST #15689 of 30002
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Callaluna, agreed!


Lilty Cash - Jan 16, 2015 1:51:31 pm PST #15690 of 30002
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."

I finally got a vacuum that makes me like vacuuming. Will gladly trade services for a good mopping!


Calli - Jan 16, 2015 2:21:50 pm PST #15691 of 30002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I don't mind vacuuming, and I can handle dishes and laundry with only minimal complaint. But I hate dusting. It just doesn't happen at my place unless I'm gonna have people over and it's reached the point of terminal embarrassment. I love gardening, though.


Hil R. - Jan 16, 2015 2:22:52 pm PST #15692 of 30002
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

My food that was supposed to be delivered today actually got delivered today! I'm surprised. And it looks pretty good, too -- this is a place that sends you a week's worth of frozen meals at a time. (The next few months are ridiculously busy for me, and I'm just not going to have the time or the energy to cook, so getting a box of meals that I just need to heat up seemed like it could work.) The portion sizes look kind of small, but I'll see how it goes. Tomorrow, I've got a muffin for breakfast, lentil soup for lunch, and maple-glazed tofu with kale and cauliflower for dinner, and some granola for a snack.

Tomorrow, I am absolutely going to clean up my living room. I think I'll have to do the thing again where I say on Facebook that I'll post a photo at a certain time. I can't get myself to stick to it unless I've got some kind of deadline.