Most people is pretty quiet right about now. Me, I see a stiff -- one I didn't have to kill myself -- I just get, the urge to, you know, do stuff. Like work out, run around, maybe get some trim if there's a willin' woman about... not that I get flush from corpses or anything. I ain't crazy.

Jayne ,'The Message'


Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Glamcookie - Jan 16, 2015 1:21:56 pm PST #15689 of 30002
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Callaluna, agreed!


Lilty Cash - Jan 16, 2015 1:51:31 pm PST #15690 of 30002
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."

I finally got a vacuum that makes me like vacuuming. Will gladly trade services for a good mopping!


Calli - Jan 16, 2015 2:21:50 pm PST #15691 of 30002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I don't mind vacuuming, and I can handle dishes and laundry with only minimal complaint. But I hate dusting. It just doesn't happen at my place unless I'm gonna have people over and it's reached the point of terminal embarrassment. I love gardening, though.


Hil R. - Jan 16, 2015 2:22:52 pm PST #15692 of 30002
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

My food that was supposed to be delivered today actually got delivered today! I'm surprised. And it looks pretty good, too -- this is a place that sends you a week's worth of frozen meals at a time. (The next few months are ridiculously busy for me, and I'm just not going to have the time or the energy to cook, so getting a box of meals that I just need to heat up seemed like it could work.) The portion sizes look kind of small, but I'll see how it goes. Tomorrow, I've got a muffin for breakfast, lentil soup for lunch, and maple-glazed tofu with kale and cauliflower for dinner, and some granola for a snack.

Tomorrow, I am absolutely going to clean up my living room. I think I'll have to do the thing again where I say on Facebook that I'll post a photo at a certain time. I can't get myself to stick to it unless I've got some kind of deadline.


Anne W. - Jan 16, 2015 2:23:31 pm PST #15693 of 30002
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

As long as someone does my ironing and runs stuff to/from the dry cleaner, I will HAPPILY take on any other household chores.


askye - Jan 16, 2015 2:27:49 pm PST #15694 of 30002
Thrive to spite them

I hate all chores. Well maybe not hate, loathe and try to do without.

And damnit i forgot to buy a new dustpan AGAIN. I need one my other disappeared and using a piece of cardboard isn't really cutting it. Mr. R fell down on hard floor vacuuming as well.

My pants from Land's End came today! They are going to be returned to Sears on Monday! I don't know how, but they are about a half size too small in the waist and feel like a size too big every where else. However the thermaskin long underwear is great.


sarameg - Jan 16, 2015 2:31:50 pm PST #15695 of 30002

The real reason Kat invites me for TG is that I try to do all the dishes. Even when the sink clogs! (I finished them in the garage tub. That was before the whole sewer line clogged.)


Miracleman - Jan 16, 2015 2:48:10 pm PST #15696 of 30002
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

I will gladly take on ONE loathsome chore so long as someone ELSE cleans the litter boxes.

I'm assuming there will be cats in Buffista Island.


meara - Jan 16, 2015 2:53:38 pm PST #15697 of 30002

The whole sewer line clogged? Eeek.

I do not like scrubbing tubs or toilets. I'm also bad about dusting and sweeping and mopping. Which is why I hire someone.

But what I really want is someone who will occasionally do the "spring cleaning" things that people used to do once a year that I don't even know that I'm supposed to do? Or at least tell me to do them and how? Like...I dunno, wash the walls? Somehow clean the blinds so they are not icky? Regrout the tub? I'm not even sure what tasks these are, as we were very lax with that sort of thing, growing up.


Hil R. - Jan 16, 2015 2:56:53 pm PST #15698 of 30002
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

From what I've read, part of the reason for spring cleaning was that the old kinds of heaters (either oil heaters or fireplaces) would leave soot and residue all over everything, so once it got warm enough that you didn't need the heaters anymore, you'd scrub all of that stuff off.