I'm so evil and... skanky. And I think I'm kinda gay.

Willow ,'Storyteller'


Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Jun 21, 2013 12:37:46 pm PDT #1196 of 30002
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

we have to make the hair JUST RIGHT.

Ken!Tim's will need silver fox-ification, then. (Seriously, I am not mocking him; I think it's hot.) And ISTG, my hair right now *feels* as long as Barbie's hair.


Burrell - Jun 21, 2013 12:42:01 pm PDT #1197 of 30002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I think javachik and Plei are both very photogenic, but I also think they are pretty in RL. My sister is like that too, she can't take a bad picture. Something about her dark features and her smile.


Strix - Jun 21, 2013 12:47:56 pm PDT #1198 of 30002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

99% of the pix of me are really crappy. My mouth is always open (TALKER!) and I have the double chin. I think I look much better in person, because my personality informs so much about how you view me.

Of course, people who don't like how I look can take a flying leap, because oh the fuck well. I clean up pretty well, but when I was heavier, I DETESTED having pictures taken.


le nubian - Jun 21, 2013 1:07:38 pm PDT #1199 of 30002
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Even worse, when I hear my voice (like on voicemail or a recording) I want to run and hide. It doesn't sound like my voice and I feel sorry for anyone who has to listen to that.


Zenkitty - Jun 21, 2013 2:01:56 pm PDT #1200 of 30002
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

My voice and my BFF's voice sound almost exactly alike on voicemail or recordings. It's weird.

I have more chin and less hair, and way more belly, than my mental image of myself does. In my head, I look like I did when I was 25....25 years ago. A bit unrealistic, aye.


meara - Jun 21, 2013 2:26:40 pm PDT #1201 of 30002

Even worse, when I hear my voice (like on voicemail or a recording) I want to run and hide. It doesn't sound like my voice and I feel sorry for anyone who has to listen to that.

It definitely weirds me out to hear my voice...because I sound JUST like my sister. Except, y'know, not like I sound to ME. So it's like I'm hearing her, instead of me. In MY head we don't sound alike, but apparently we do...


Laura - Jun 21, 2013 2:38:40 pm PDT #1202 of 30002
Our wings are not tired.

Even worse, when I hear my voice (like on voicemail or a recording) I want to run and hide.

My recorded voice sounds like a kid to me. I hear it a lot because I do the voice overs for all our training stuff. Which doesn't make sense because I have no authority in my voice whatsoever. I should make my son do it. He reads aloud really well.

I mostly hate still photos of myself, but don't mind videos. The animated version is easier to take.

eta: apparently I sound just like my sisters too. One sister's office is thrown when I call and ask for her because they swear it is just her on another line messing with them.


Kate P. - Jun 21, 2013 3:33:36 pm PDT #1203 of 30002
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Even worse, when I hear my voice (like on voicemail or a recording) I want to run and hide. It doesn't sound like my voice and I feel sorry for anyone who has to listen to that.

I feel the same way. Pictures of myself I'm usually fine with, but I really dislike hearing my own voice on a recording.


DavidS - Jun 21, 2013 3:36:41 pm PDT #1204 of 30002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'm sorry but you're all beautiful and sexy and you sound great to me.


Sean K - Jun 21, 2013 4:18:35 pm PDT #1205 of 30002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Okay, interview scheduled for next Tuesday. Nervous and exited and super nervous, and aaaah!