No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Tom Scola - May 30, 2014 4:55:24 pm PDT #11088 of 30002
Where do you come from? Where do you go? What is your scene, baby? We just gotta know.

Rat Queens: [link]


askye - May 30, 2014 5:03:10 pm PDT #11089 of 30002
Thrive to spite them

I will make a note of those. Thanks!


DebetEsse - May 30, 2014 5:06:57 pm PDT #11090 of 30002
Woe to the fucking wicked.

If you want a closed canon, Lock and Key wrapped up late last year.


smonster - May 30, 2014 5:18:48 pm PDT #11091 of 30002
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Mmm, Bulleit bourbon.

Hi y'all.


Atropa - May 30, 2014 10:43:31 pm PDT #11092 of 30002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I feel like Being an Emotionally Stable Adult is a full-time job.

Oh G-d it totally is. I want to go back to my vacation from it, because I have not been so relaxed in a LONG time.


erin_obscure - May 31, 2014 2:28:30 pm PDT #11093 of 30002
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

Hi smonster!

I feel like Being an Emotionally Stable Adult is a full-time job.

It so very much is. It's one of the reasons i rarely travel on vacations, because i want to stay home and fall apart in peace and safety.


Calli - May 31, 2014 5:23:50 pm PDT #11094 of 30002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I did get Rat Queens today, and I'll third P-C and Tom Scola's recommendation. It's tremendously fun.


Liese S. - May 31, 2014 8:50:39 pm PDT #11095 of 30002
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Hahaha, Laura, that's a great dream. I did not, in fact, wear a garter at my wedding. I also didn't wear a veil, though, I wore two incredibly fabulous kimonos that were my grandmother's wedding dresses, fifty years prior. I didn't throw anything, what with the whole patriarchy thing going on.

But if I were to, I would totally throw a Doc Marten.


Laura - Jun 01, 2014 2:39:23 am PDT #11096 of 30002
Our wings are not tired.

I can only imagine what a beautiful experience it would be to wear a family heirloom for my wedding. I'd have to keep stroking myself or something! I've no doubt you were stunning.


Calli - Jun 01, 2014 11:39:06 am PDT #11097 of 30002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Woo-hoo! That's great news, Fred! I'm glad it all worked out.