Hey, don't worry about it. Nest full of vampires, you come get me, okay. Box full of puppies, that's more of a judgement call.

Jonathan ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DebetEsse - May 30, 2014 5:06:57 pm PDT #11090 of 30002
Woe to the fucking wicked.

If you want a closed canon, Lock and Key wrapped up late last year.


smonster - May 30, 2014 5:18:48 pm PDT #11091 of 30002
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Mmm, Bulleit bourbon.

Hi y'all.


Atropa - May 30, 2014 10:43:31 pm PDT #11092 of 30002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I feel like Being an Emotionally Stable Adult is a full-time job.

Oh G-d it totally is. I want to go back to my vacation from it, because I have not been so relaxed in a LONG time.


erin_obscure - May 31, 2014 2:28:30 pm PDT #11093 of 30002
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

Hi smonster!

I feel like Being an Emotionally Stable Adult is a full-time job.

It so very much is. It's one of the reasons i rarely travel on vacations, because i want to stay home and fall apart in peace and safety.


Calli - May 31, 2014 5:23:50 pm PDT #11094 of 30002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I did get Rat Queens today, and I'll third P-C and Tom Scola's recommendation. It's tremendously fun.


Liese S. - May 31, 2014 8:50:39 pm PDT #11095 of 30002
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Hahaha, Laura, that's a great dream. I did not, in fact, wear a garter at my wedding. I also didn't wear a veil, though, I wore two incredibly fabulous kimonos that were my grandmother's wedding dresses, fifty years prior. I didn't throw anything, what with the whole patriarchy thing going on.

But if I were to, I would totally throw a Doc Marten.


Laura - Jun 01, 2014 2:39:23 am PDT #11096 of 30002
Our wings are not tired.

I can only imagine what a beautiful experience it would be to wear a family heirloom for my wedding. I'd have to keep stroking myself or something! I've no doubt you were stunning.


Calli - Jun 01, 2014 11:39:06 am PDT #11097 of 30002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Woo-hoo! That's great news, Fred! I'm glad it all worked out.


WindSparrow - Jun 01, 2014 11:48:35 am PDT #11098 of 30002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Wonderful news, Fred! Lots of healing~ma for the cats.


Cass - Jun 01, 2014 12:12:38 pm PDT #11099 of 30002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Then the absolute best part, (which happened right before my phone rang and woke me!) was that somehow she lost in excitement of the moment our instructions on the bouquet toss. She thought is was shoe, but under her magnificent gown she was wearing Doc Martens and tossed one of them. The "single ladies" scattered rather than getting conked on the head or jumping up and fetching the boot.

I'd have run for it. I already know Liese has excellent taste in Docs because we have the same pair.

Oh god being an adult is a full time job. So is having a job. And having family. And pets. Too many full time jobs. I'm so exhausted from it all. It's all mostly good things but there's a lot of them.