You'd never make it. I'd rip your spine out before you got half a step. Those little legs wouldn't be much good without one of those.

Glory ,'The Killer In Me'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Ginger - Feb 04, 2013 8:31:26 am PST #9915 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Someone needs to make a "I Parked with Richard III" bumper sticker.


tommyrot - Feb 04, 2013 8:35:58 am PST #9916 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Someone needs to make a "I Parked with Richard III" bumper sticker.

Heh. Or "I Parked On Richard III."


Amy - Feb 04, 2013 8:36:51 am PST #9917 of 30001
Because books.

Someone needs to make a "I Parked with Richard III" bumper sticker.

So much.


Jesse - Feb 04, 2013 8:47:18 am PST #9918 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Ha! I bet he bought her a nice corsage.

He didn't bring me anything! :(


Theodosia - Feb 04, 2013 8:48:26 am PST #9919 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I've already seen "They paved Richard III and put up a parking lot."


§ ita § - Feb 04, 2013 8:59:17 am PST #9920 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

What kind of pie?

Nasty pie.

Artificial sweetening, so the slice minus a forkful is in the trash.


Tom Scola - Feb 04, 2013 9:00:44 am PST #9921 of 30001
hwæt

True Facts about Bears.


tommyrot - Feb 04, 2013 9:09:27 am PST #9922 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

True Facts about Bears.

That was cute, especially considering how bloody it was.


Jessica - Feb 04, 2013 9:23:23 am PST #9923 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Oh good, now I have something to show Dylan the next time he asks me what to do if a bear wants to eat you.


Jesse - Feb 04, 2013 9:24:47 am PST #9924 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

So, I just clicked through to this Us Magazine page with a picture of Beyonce and Jay-Z hugging last night, and....it was taken by a prodigal Buffista! [link] Bananas.