I mean, let's say you did kill us. Or didn't. There could be torture. Whatever. But somehow you found the goods. What would your cut be?

Mal ,'Out Of Gas'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Feb 04, 2013 8:59:17 am PST #9920 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

What kind of pie?

Nasty pie.

Artificial sweetening, so the slice minus a forkful is in the trash.


Tom Scola - Feb 04, 2013 9:00:44 am PST #9921 of 30001
hwæt

True Facts about Bears.


tommyrot - Feb 04, 2013 9:09:27 am PST #9922 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

True Facts about Bears.

That was cute, especially considering how bloody it was.


Jessica - Feb 04, 2013 9:23:23 am PST #9923 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Oh good, now I have something to show Dylan the next time he asks me what to do if a bear wants to eat you.


Jesse - Feb 04, 2013 9:24:47 am PST #9924 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

So, I just clicked through to this Us Magazine page with a picture of Beyonce and Jay-Z hugging last night, and....it was taken by a prodigal Buffista! [link] Bananas.


§ ita § - Feb 04, 2013 9:36:41 am PST #9925 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I just clicked through to this Us Magazine page with a picture of Beyonce and Jay-Z hugging last night, and....it was taken by a prodigal Buffista! [link] Bananas.

I was all WHERE WHERE. Turns out reading the article at the link made the difference. I had previously tried to achieve knowledge by reading everything else.


Jesse - Feb 04, 2013 9:46:54 am PST #9926 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

"Credit: Instagram" does seem like a load of shit, but probably also in line with their TOS.


Sue - Feb 04, 2013 9:51:32 am PST #9927 of 30001
hip deep in pie

Those pop-ups that ask you follow a page on Twitter or like it on FB make me want to punch the internet in the face.


§ ita § - Feb 04, 2013 10:12:11 am PST #9928 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

This makes it seem like there's no reason not to credit Jo, especially since they interviewed her (or read her post, whatev):

Instagram does not claim ownership of any Content that you post on or through the Service. Instead, you hereby grant to Instagram a non-exclusive, fully paid and royalty-free, transferable, sub-licensable, worldwide license to use the Content that you post on or through the Service

Those pop-ups that ask you follow a page on Twitter or like it on FB make me want to punch the internet in the face.

Yes, and I wish I had a reasonable way to communicate that. There are also increasing numbers of Android apps that ask you to rate them in their market, but ratings now publish your full name, so that's not happening again, ever, since that email account is one I do associate with my real name.


DavidS - Feb 04, 2013 10:38:03 am PST #9929 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Oh, no! I just made the most delicious grilled ham and cheese sandwich in my personal history. It was so good. And since I know the ingredient combination I am doomed to eat it again and again for the rest of my life.

Not So Secret Recipe:

2 pieces whole wheat bread
1 slice of Havarti
3 thin slices of Black Forest Ham
thin sliced pieces of roasted bell pepper
TJ's Pub Cheese
Dijon Mustard
butter

Assemblage is up to you, though obviously the closer you have the cheese to the bread the meltier it will get. I did Havarti on one side, spread the pub cheese on the other. Roasted peppers in the middle.

Mustard just on one interior side.

Heat the ham first in the pan.

Plenty of butter to cook it in.

Press the hell out of it with a pan lid, or Grill Press (if you have such)

So melty. So good.