Meara:
Layoffs at my workplace begin this morning, and will keep happening through the week. No one from the school had any input into who would be let go - all decisions were made from the Provost's office, based on job descriptions. This is not going to go well.
I feel your pain. Oh, how I feel your pain.
It is like walking into a cold storage unit when you walk into the bank.
Maybe they want to make sure that they have cold cash? (what?)
but why?
Because I need to say "drug"!
Stuff that makes people better!
Stuff that makes people better!
Chocolate and booze, yo. (Which are not among the ten hundred words.)
Doctors' stuff that makes people better?
I copy stuff into programs, over and over, forever and ever, Amen.
Chocolate and booze, yo.
One could argue those are both drugs.
Chocolate has caffeine. Caffeine causes withdrawal symptoms. I'll allow it!
I tell people if other people are busy. I buy food. I help people find things. I buy office things. I find answers. I tell people where they need to go and when they need to be there. I put times and dates for things where people can find them in their phones and computers. I do what is asked. I dance and make people laugh.