I copy stuff into programs, over and over, forever and ever, Amen.

Chocolate and booze, yo.

One could argue those are both drugs.

One could argue those are both drugs.

They totally are!

Chocolate has caffeine. Caffeine causes withdrawal symptoms. I'll allow it!

I tell people if other people are busy. I buy food. I help people find things. I buy office things. I find answers. I tell people where they need to go and when they need to be there. I put times and dates for things where people can find them in their phones and computers. I do what is asked. I dance and make people laugh.

I have never been able to explain my specialty to my parents. I'm going to go back and give content management a shot, not just business analyst in the financial sector...

Okay, this is the best I can do for that, I think. Fuck lack of document, information, but at least I have manage...

I take pictures of words on paper and put it in the computer, along with words and pictures that were never on paper. People need to know these words, and I help manage the different sets of words and pictures and put them in the best places and call them by the best names to make it easy for people to find them and use them.

Huh. Nah, they wouldn't understand that either. Ah, well.

I just clicked on random and got this:

I make music using a very tall music-making thing with four long things that go around really fast when you make them go with your fingers or with a long stick with hair. When I am not making music with the music-making thing, I am helping other smaller people to make music with their music-making things. Only sometimes they are larger but not as good at using their music-making things.I am often making music by people who are dead, but who made pretty music when they were not dead.

So either a cellist or a bassist, performer and teacher of classical music. Fun!

I haven't really looked at the allowed list, but I did just learn that fuck is on it:

People on the left think everyone's money should be shared around and spent on schools, hospitals and police for the good of all. They want the world to be more just. People on the right think they should keep all the money they make to themselves to spend on crack, women and fast cars. They think it is normal for the best people (people like them) to have all the money and power while everyone else can go fuck themselves.

People on the right think they should keep all the money they make to themselves to spend on crack, women and fast cars. They think it is normal for the best people (people like them) to have all the money and power while everyone else can go fuck themselves.

That was going to be Mitt Romney's campaign slogan.

Romney/Ryan '12: Crack, Women, and Fast Cars! Everyone Else, Go Fuck Yourselves!

I love Steph.