You're a bloody puppet! You're a wee little puppet man!

Spike ,'Smile Time'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Steph L. - Jan 23, 2013 4:48:01 pm PST #8774 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Stuff that makes people better!

Chocolate and booze, yo. (Which are not among the ten hundred words.)


Jesse - Jan 23, 2013 4:49:01 pm PST #8775 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Doctors' stuff that makes people better?


quester - Jan 23, 2013 4:51:25 pm PST #8776 of 30001
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

I copy stuff into programs, over and over, forever and ever, Amen.


-t - Jan 23, 2013 4:52:43 pm PST #8777 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Chocolate and booze, yo.

One could argue those are both drugs.


Consuela - Jan 23, 2013 4:54:54 pm PST #8778 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

One could argue those are both drugs.

They totally are!


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 23, 2013 5:03:08 pm PST #8779 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Chocolate has caffeine. Caffeine causes withdrawal symptoms. I'll allow it!


msbelle - Jan 23, 2013 5:05:50 pm PST #8780 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I tell people if other people are busy. I buy food. I help people find things. I buy office things. I find answers. I tell people where they need to go and when they need to be there. I put times and dates for things where people can find them in their phones and computers. I do what is asked. I dance and make people laugh.


§ ita § - Jan 23, 2013 5:06:18 pm PST #8781 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I have never been able to explain my specialty to my parents. I'm going to go back and give content management a shot, not just business analyst in the financial sector...

Okay, this is the best I can do for that, I think. Fuck lack of document, information, but at least I have manage...

I take pictures of words on paper and put it in the computer, along with words and pictures that were never on paper. People need to know these words, and I help manage the different sets of words and pictures and put them in the best places and call them by the best names to make it easy for people to find them and use them.

Huh. Nah, they wouldn't understand that either. Ah, well.


Jesse - Jan 23, 2013 5:06:41 pm PST #8782 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I just clicked on random and got this:

I make music using a very tall music-making thing with four long things that go around really fast when you make them go with your fingers or with a long stick with hair. When I am not making music with the music-making thing, I am helping other smaller people to make music with their music-making things. Only sometimes they are larger but not as good at using their music-making things.I am often making music by people who are dead, but who made pretty music when they were not dead.

So either a cellist or a bassist, performer and teacher of classical music. Fun!


§ ita § - Jan 23, 2013 5:10:51 pm PST #8783 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I haven't really looked at the allowed list, but I did just learn that fuck is on it:

People on the left think everyone's money should be shared around and spent on schools, hospitals and police for the good of all. They want the world to be more just. People on the right think they should keep all the money they make to themselves to spend on crack, women and fast cars. They think it is normal for the best people (people like them) to have all the money and power while everyone else can go fuck themselves.