A year and a half ago, I could have eviscerated him with my thoughts. Now I can barely hurt his feelings. Things used to be so much simpler.

Anya ,'Dirty Girls'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DavidS - Jan 23, 2013 1:24:02 pm PST #8745 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I especially like Audrey Tatou's look.

Yeah, you'd look great in that cut. And it's pretty forgiving. I'd pay extra to get a good hairstylist to do that first cut, and find somebody who really understands how to cut wavy hair. (Best bet is to see somebody with a good, short wavy hairstyle and ask them who cuts their hair. You could also search on Yelp.)

I like Ashley Judd's hair, but I'm afraid it would require tons of styling.

Really would depend on how much natural wave you have in your hair. If it's fairly wavy (like if it doubles back on an S-curve within 4 inches) you'd just need it properly layered and some decent, curl activating product. (like Aveda's Be Curly)


Jesse - Jan 23, 2013 1:35:07 pm PST #8746 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I'm pretty sure the answer is bongos. Because, BONGO!


Stephanie - Jan 23, 2013 1:40:26 pm PST #8747 of 30001
Trust my rage

Maybe I'll take the picture to my hair guy. I am anxious for a change.


Lee - Jan 23, 2013 1:59:41 pm PST #8748 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I'm pretty sure the answer is bongos. Because, BONGO!

psst, Jesse is channeling Matthew McConaughey


Sophia Brooks - Jan 23, 2013 2:07:02 pm PST #8749 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I think baby bongos because they have cuter ears


Jesse - Jan 23, 2013 2:08:55 pm PST #8750 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

psst, Jesse is channeling Matthew McConaughey

That may actually be true.


§ ita § - Jan 23, 2013 2:14:36 pm PST #8751 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

TAKE OFF YER SHIRT.

I had a (real) nerd on IO9 tell me that female fake nerdery was uber-offensive because there's a history of systematic oppression of male nerds by attractive women.

I have asked him what me lying about liking Mass Effect 4 (I know) has to do with his penis.

Still waiting...


Consuela - Jan 23, 2013 2:16:06 pm PST #8752 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

there's a history of systematic oppression of male nerds by attractive women

I see the words, but they make NO SENSE.


flea - Jan 23, 2013 2:20:56 pm PST #8753 of 30001
information libertarian

But it is so obvious: by not dating male nerds, attractive females are SYSTEMATICALLY OPPRESSING THEM!


Jesse - Jan 23, 2013 2:22:54 pm PST #8754 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA stab.

My phone number finally ported! It's very exciting.