I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.

Xander ,'First Date'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Nov 14, 2012 1:45:16 pm PST #870 of 30001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

I am in the hallway of D's school waiting for my turn at the parent-teacher conference. I think I'm the only one here who showed up without my kids. This is WAY too many five year-olds in one place at this time of night.


SuziQ - Nov 14, 2012 2:38:48 pm PST #871 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

It is a week to Turkey Day and we have no plans. I know what I want to do but K-Bug is being a total waffle. If I felt better, I'd commit to all the cooking myself. I should be better by then but I'd like to have backup.


erikaj - Nov 14, 2012 2:42:23 pm PST #872 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!

Maybe a cool character on a kids'show has braces> Friend in the neighborhood?


Typo Boy - Nov 14, 2012 2:54:36 pm PST #873 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Trader Joes has a frozen turkey dinner for two (turkey and stuffing) 12.99. Well actually for four, but I'm assuming with tday gluttony for two. Don't know how good this will be I'm going to do this, make cranberry sauce and sweet potato and maybe buy a small pumpkin pie. TJs there is a good chance it will be decent.


Sophia Brooks - Nov 14, 2012 2:59:58 pm PST #874 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

So I just went to sit down on the bus, and my knee made a horrible popping noise and it felt like a muscle or tendon actually moved over or under my kneecap, and for about three minutes it was all I could do not to scream or throw up. Now it hurts less, and I am hoping to be able to walk to change buses, but both my knee and my ankle kill. WtTF was that and what should I do?


§ ita § - Nov 14, 2012 3:00:41 pm PST #875 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

How does one make oatmeal (no prize for that segue) in the microwave without everything going splodey?


le nubian - Nov 14, 2012 3:08:21 pm PST #876 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Sophia,

I think you should ice it as soon as you get home. that's all I got.


Typo Boy - Nov 14, 2012 3:08:31 pm PST #877 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Put oatmeal in bowl. Use microwave to boil water in cup. pour boiling water onto oatmeal. Stir well. cool bowl 30 seconds at a time until done, stirring each time. Not a huge labor saver over stovetop except: 1) and water not added to oatmeal is pour off immeadiately. Rest evaporates from cup. 2) When done with bowl it can be put in dishwasher.

Thus, no saving in cooking labor, but some saving in cleaning labor.


Anne W. - Nov 14, 2012 3:09:29 pm PST #878 of 30001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

WRT Thanksgiving, my mom has decreed that she cannot stand turkey, and isn't all that fond of the usual trimmings, either. We are therefore having homemade Thai curry. Possibly shrimp curry at that.

I am not complaining.


Consuela - Nov 14, 2012 3:11:58 pm PST #879 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

How does one make oatmeal (no prize for that segue) in the microwave without everything going splodey?

I put a saucer on top of everything I heat in a bowl in the microwave.

Also, heat for 45 seconds, stir, heat for 45 seconds, stir.