So there's a new thing, where you describe what you do using only the one thousand most common English words.
I did this. I hope that works...
Nope, it doesn't work. Needs a shorter URL.
And we live to fight another day.
Mal ,'Objects In Space'
Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Consuela - Jan 23, 2013 8:39:27 am PST #8696 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Tom Scola - Jan 23, 2013 8:44:59 am PST #8697 of 30001
hwæt
I was walking through Grand Central Terminal the other day, and they set up a squash court there for a tournament!
flea - Jan 23, 2013 8:51:37 am PST #8698 of 30001
information libertarian
My job is not too hard to describe using very common words. It is also pretty easy for 5 year olds to understand.
"I work in a place where people go to find books to read and to spend time together and study. I help people decide which books they want to read, help them learn how to study things and find things out, and help buy the books we keep there."
Sophia Brooks - Jan 23, 2013 8:52:09 am PST #8699 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
This is my job " My job is to take care of all the things that the teachers are too busy for, like answering the phone, helping people pay, telling people about classes, and setting up for classes and talks. I also make sure people know when and where the classes and talks are held and how to sign up. I am nice to people and fix all sorts of problems. "
-t - Jan 23, 2013 8:53:34 am PST #8700 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Nice, Consuela. They should give you your job just for being able to write that explanation. (I mean, really, they should give you your job because of how you've been doing it, but that apparently is not how it works)
Consuela - Jan 23, 2013 8:55:14 am PST #8701 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
They should give you your job just for being able to write that explanation.
Heh. I skipped the whole bit about endless negotiations with local agencies, and LBP remediation, because that's pretty hard to describe.
Jesse - Jan 23, 2013 8:58:57 am PST #8702 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I find money for people to make shows for all people to learn from.
I mean, that really is the upshot.
Steph L. - Jan 23, 2013 9:06:26 am PST #8703 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Teppy move words.
-t - Jan 23, 2013 9:15:18 am PST #8704 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I don't have to do much to simplify my job description. I count things.
erikaj - Jan 23, 2013 9:18:18 am PST #8705 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-
I sit around, make shit up, and very occasionally get paid for it. Also, google celebrities' wives to see how hot they are(Mrs. Olyphant is *fine*, if you are wondering. Since they were art-school sweethearts, I thought maybe she'd sit near me, on the quirky-cute end of the spectrum, but alas. She is all that and several jars of moonshine.) and sing along with you-tube videos. Your tax dollars at work.