I was walking through Grand Central Terminal the other day, and they set up a squash court there for a tournament!

My job is not too hard to describe using very common words. It is also pretty easy for 5 year olds to understand.

"I work in a place where people go to find books to read and to spend time together and study. I help people decide which books they want to read, help them learn how to study things and find things out, and help buy the books we keep there."

This is my job " My job is to take care of all the things that the teachers are too busy for, like answering the phone, helping people pay, telling people about classes, and setting up for classes and talks. I also make sure people know when and where the classes and talks are held and how to sign up. I am nice to people and fix all sorts of problems. "

Nice, Consuela. They should give you your job just for being able to write that explanation. (I mean, really, they should give you your job because of how you've been doing it, but that apparently is not how it works)

They should give you your job just for being able to write that explanation.

Heh. I skipped the whole bit about endless negotiations with local agencies, and LBP remediation, because that's pretty hard to describe.

I find money for people to make shows for all people to learn from.

I mean, that really is the upshot.

Teppy move words.

I don't have to do much to simplify my job description. I count things.

I sit around, make shit up, and very occasionally get paid for it. Also, google celebrities' wives to see how hot they are(Mrs. Olyphant is *fine*, if you are wondering. Since they were art-school sweethearts, I thought maybe she'd sit near me, on the quirky-cute end of the spectrum, but alas. She is all that and several jars of moonshine.) and sing along with you-tube videos. Your tax dollars at work.

I sit around, make shit up, and very occasionally get paid for it.

Occasionally is not on the list, but otherwise, you're OK there, top-1000-words-wise.