You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command here.

Jayne ,'The Train Job'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Strix - Jan 22, 2013 3:17:41 pm PST #8621 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Cool, ita !

I remember at the LA F2F, a waiter was a battlefield corpse in one of the scenes in Angel when he fought the Beast that was allied with Jasmine.

I was Midwesternly agog.


§ ita § - Jan 22, 2013 3:35:49 pm PST #8622 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I guess my post got ated.

He was the demon that slunk away from the bar (improvised, not intending them to reshoot for full coverage) when Buffy came into Willy's--good catch Polgara.

He's a nice optician too--he did also point out my age, but suggested I get a cheap pair of reading glasses for the bad days, and a proper pair for my eyesight now. Hell--I don't mind being 44, but please don't say it like it's FATAL (well, any more fatal than 43--more people died having been 43 than having been 44, after all).

This guy is apparently the vampire eye guy. He started with Interview, and as well as Buffy and Angel he does TVD, Teen Wolf, and True Blood. Not sure why he's down the street from my house, but whatevs. It was a pleasant visit, and I've never thought to describe an optician's visit thusly before.


Dana - Jan 22, 2013 3:40:54 pm PST #8623 of 30001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

Got home from work, and husband is on the phone talking to the job people in ABQ, and the word "relocation" was used.

Please, various and sundry gods, let this be a good thing.


-t - Jan 22, 2013 4:00:56 pm PST #8624 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Fingers crossed, Dana.


Strix - Jan 22, 2013 4:12:16 pm PST #8625 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Job-ma, Dana.


§ ita § - Jan 22, 2013 4:18:08 pm PST #8626 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

RE LO! RE LO!

So the cousins I was shopping out of my skill level with told me I needed to send them a picture of how I wear my new shoes to work.

I'm pretty settled on the basics of the outfit--black and white blouse with cap sleeves, and a black skirt. I don't honestly know which blouse or which skirt, but that's a start--I got a couple directions. But I'm wondering about matchy matchy--I have two (yeah, repetitive wardrobe, but I swear the function for different moods) chokers with purple glass pendants that match the shoe colour pretty well--too much or maybe just enough?

Okay, I blame Joss, but I'm good for the next little while with girl on girl in fantasy shows. WHERE ARE THE MEN????? I swear I just saw the silhouette of a bare, swinging breast. WHERE ARE THE MEN?????

I, you know, just think we should be fair about things.


Jesse - Jan 22, 2013 4:36:15 pm PST #8627 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Good luck, husband-of-Dana and Dana!

Here is how fucked up my mind is about the world: A local nanny just got arrested for something terrible, and the local news promo just referred to her as an "illegal immigrant," and I'm weirdly excited because she's Irish.


Stephanie - Jan 22, 2013 4:59:36 pm PST #8628 of 30001
Trust my rage

Jesse, I would have probably reacted the same way.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 22, 2013 5:03:00 pm PST #8629 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

This guy is apparently the vampire eye guy. He started with Interview, and as well as Buffy and Angel he does TVD, Teen Wolf, and True Blood. Not sure why he's down the street from my house, but whatevs. It was a pleasant visit, and I've never thought to describe an optician's visit thusly before.

If you ever run into Tyler Hoechlin in the waiting room, be sure to make out with him for me.


§ ita § - Jan 22, 2013 5:11:08 pm PST #8630 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I will make out with him for anyone.

Well, except Dylan O'Brien.

I think I just heard the best (or the most recent? I have a hard time telling the diffence sometimes...) networking joke today:

A tcp packet walks in to a bar and says “I want a beer”, barman says “you want a beer?” and tcp packet says “yes, a beer”

But what made it even better was the person who replied ack to it.

And if you're not one of the handful people who got the joke--don't sweat it. It dies in translation.