Oz is the highest-scoring person ever to fail to graduate.

Willow ,'Him'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Strix - Jan 22, 2013 4:12:16 pm PST #8625 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Job-ma, Dana.


§ ita § - Jan 22, 2013 4:18:08 pm PST #8626 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

RE LO! RE LO!

So the cousins I was shopping out of my skill level with told me I needed to send them a picture of how I wear my new shoes to work.

I'm pretty settled on the basics of the outfit--black and white blouse with cap sleeves, and a black skirt. I don't honestly know which blouse or which skirt, but that's a start--I got a couple directions. But I'm wondering about matchy matchy--I have two (yeah, repetitive wardrobe, but I swear the function for different moods) chokers with purple glass pendants that match the shoe colour pretty well--too much or maybe just enough?

Okay, I blame Joss, but I'm good for the next little while with girl on girl in fantasy shows. WHERE ARE THE MEN????? I swear I just saw the silhouette of a bare, swinging breast. WHERE ARE THE MEN?????

I, you know, just think we should be fair about things.


Jesse - Jan 22, 2013 4:36:15 pm PST #8627 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Good luck, husband-of-Dana and Dana!

Here is how fucked up my mind is about the world: A local nanny just got arrested for something terrible, and the local news promo just referred to her as an "illegal immigrant," and I'm weirdly excited because she's Irish.


Stephanie - Jan 22, 2013 4:59:36 pm PST #8628 of 30001
Trust my rage

Jesse, I would have probably reacted the same way.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 22, 2013 5:03:00 pm PST #8629 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

This guy is apparently the vampire eye guy. He started with Interview, and as well as Buffy and Angel he does TVD, Teen Wolf, and True Blood. Not sure why he's down the street from my house, but whatevs. It was a pleasant visit, and I've never thought to describe an optician's visit thusly before.

If you ever run into Tyler Hoechlin in the waiting room, be sure to make out with him for me.


§ ita § - Jan 22, 2013 5:11:08 pm PST #8630 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I will make out with him for anyone.

Well, except Dylan O'Brien.

I think I just heard the best (or the most recent? I have a hard time telling the diffence sometimes...) networking joke today:

A tcp packet walks in to a bar and says “I want a beer”, barman says “you want a beer?” and tcp packet says “yes, a beer”

But what made it even better was the person who replied ack to it.

And if you're not one of the handful people who got the joke--don't sweat it. It dies in translation.


Amy - Jan 22, 2013 5:13:30 pm PST #8631 of 30001
Because books.

I'm confused -- the optician was in an episode of Buffy, but now he does what for the other shows? Has parts, or make contacts?

It's very cool! I'm just not following completely.


Tom Scola - Jan 22, 2013 5:24:17 pm PST #8632 of 30001
hwæt

Be really, really glad he wasn’t the optician on Farscape.


SuziQ - Jan 22, 2013 6:04:20 pm PST #8633 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Home again, home again. We hit up Buffalo Wild Wings after the laundromat and I had a shot of whiskey. The day got a little better. Came home and the pest report was no live bugs and one dead carcass. We have put the livingroom back together and will work on the rest bit by bit. Soft goods are staying the the garage for the most part.

We are getting way too efficient at the laundromat. I'm doing my taxes this weekend and will hopefully be able to get our own set within a month. I hope.

My bed is made with freshly laundered stuff. So looking forward to crawling in.


SuziQ - Jan 22, 2013 6:07:46 pm PST #8634 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Oh, the cats were pretty freaked when we first let them out. I actually couldn't find Noodle when I opened the door. She was hiding between the shower curtain and liner. After some hard core snuggling they seem to be doing ok. No pitiful meowing. Poor punkins.