I think all this shoe talk jinxed me. The back half of the sole of one of my work shoes came loose today, it was like walking around with one flip-flop on. I'm going to have to wear my (only) other pair of shoes to work tomorrow, and hope that no one notices I'm wearing sneakers on a not-casual Monday. Tuesday is a day off, so I will grit my teeth and go shoe shopping then.
This pair was from Payless, and only lasted me five years of constant wear. Perhaps I should look elsewhere, but I'm reluctant to pay more than $50.
Haircuts are up to $15 now, and I tip $3.
t /taunt
Yes, but what it might be instead, there is no limit to the possibilities. The mind boggles
The point I'm trying to make by posting it is that the results are 100% innocuous. There is a search algorithm that's interpreting my terms in some way that I can't deduce (at least "cock" makes sense) and is therefore pretty damned useless.
If I have to put in different terms to get actual gay hand jobs, then I'm doing a different search, and I don't actually know what the results are for gay hand job. Just gay hand job porn or something. I don't know if they're going to roll it out across all the sites, but at least the person who pointed it out to me also told me that other countries don't have the same Bowlderisation. For now.
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It's not an effective taunt if we don't know what your haircut looks like.
So, because why not, I did the search on google.co.uk, and was shocked at how not gay the results were! Men and women together all over the place!
If you spell it "handjob" rather than "hand job" the results make more sense.
Eta: why am I researching this? This is not relevant to my interests.
Expensive things that are worth it:
Perfume
Bras
Facial exfoliator
Face moisturizer
Books,lots of them
Foundation
A great dinner out with good friends and great cocktails.
Mascara
Handbags
Certain shoes
Cheese
ita's results with the safe search off on .com are very similar as mine on .ca with safe search on Moderate. With it off, there's a lot of peen, not necessarily all gay.