Wash: I mean, I'm the one she swore to love, honor and obey. Mal: Listen... She swore to obey? Wash: Well, no, not...

'War Stories'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


msbelle - Jan 03, 2013 12:34:09 pm PST #6517 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

The Sicilian Buttercups are very cute.


Lee - Jan 03, 2013 12:44:48 pm PST #6518 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I like the mottled houdan.


tommyrot - Jan 03, 2013 12:47:47 pm PST #6519 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Although I don't suppose I can make commentary on the idiocy of flies, when I just spent a half an hour watching a fly not get out a window.

Yeah, but did the fly post about it on an online message board?


Liese S. - Jan 03, 2013 12:57:23 pm PST #6520 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

I dunno, probably. I mean he's probably going to die in a few hours or so because it's really cold out there, although I don't know how much longer he was going to survive in here (he'd been in here three days) and I don't know what he was doing still alive anyway, so he's probably, like, some extreme sports fly and he's got a bunch of fans he's blogging to right now. And anyway, he really wanted out.


Sheryl - Jan 03, 2013 12:59:11 pm PST #6521 of 30001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

Happy Birthday shrift!


billytea - Jan 03, 2013 1:05:21 pm PST #6522 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I dunno, probably. I mean he's probably going to die in a few hours or so because it's really cold out there, although I don't know how much longer he was going to survive in here (he'd been in here three days) and I don't know what he was doing still alive anyway, so he's probably, like, some extreme sports fly and he's got a bunch of fans he's blogging to right now. And anyway, he really wanted out.

He was blogging! He wrote, "I am just going outside bzzzzzzzz and I may bzzzzzzzz be some time."


Theodosia - Jan 03, 2013 1:22:13 pm PST #6523 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I remember when I had a job where you got an extra paid vacation day On Your Birthday. Sigh, probably not in my lifetime again....


Ginger - Jan 03, 2013 1:38:36 pm PST #6524 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Unborn C-Section Baby Grabs Doctor’s Finger From the Womb

I think the baby was trying desperately to bond with the doctor to keep from being named Heaven spelled backward.


billytea - Jan 03, 2013 1:47:55 pm PST #6525 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I think the baby was trying desperately to bond with the doctor to keep from being named Heaven spelled backward.

Now I want to meet a kid named "Heaven-Spelled-Backward".


billytea - Jan 03, 2013 2:05:00 pm PST #6526 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

You know a discussion has gone off the rails where someone feels obliged to comment, "Richard there are many viable policies of intentional inflation that don't require genocide."