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Mal ,'War Stories'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


billytea - Jan 03, 2013 2:05:00 pm PST #6526 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

You know a discussion has gone off the rails where someone feels obliged to comment, "Richard there are many viable policies of intentional inflation that don't require genocide."


Zenkitty - Jan 03, 2013 2:07:03 pm PST #6527 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Something about the way the bassinets are in such straight lines, with all the babies facing the same way, is freaking me out a bit. I can't explain exactly why.

It looks like they'll all in the Matrix. It looks like a human factory, where top-quality humans are produced on a tight schedule.

I would not be a good mom. I watch my BFF deal with her obstinate daughter and I know I would just lose it if I had to listen to such whining and high-pitched screeching all the time.

I think the baby was trying desperately to bond with the doctor to keep from being named Heaven spelled backward.

Who started that trend? I remember it being a brand-new idea. Now there are probably a hundred girls in America named Nevaeh. I don't get it - when we played out records backwards, it was Satanic, but spelling heaven backwards is great?


Hil R. - Jan 03, 2013 2:09:18 pm PST #6528 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Who started that trend? I remember it being a brand-new idea. Now there are probably a hundred girls in America named Nevaeh. I don't get it - when we played out records backwards, it was Satanic, but spelling heaven backwards is great?

I think I remember reading that it was some rock star who started the trend. Maybe the guy from Creed? Something like that.


Connie Neil - Jan 03, 2013 2:10:08 pm PST #6529 of 30001
brillig

"I am just going outside bzzzzzzzz and I may bzzzzzzzz be some time."

I saw what you did there.


flea - Jan 03, 2013 2:12:44 pm PST #6530 of 30001
information libertarian

billytea - Jan 03, 2013 2:15:36 pm PST #6531 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I saw what you did there.

Created internet buzz!


Ginger - Jan 03, 2013 2:16:00 pm PST #6532 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I saw what you did there.

I did too. It's a line that always makes me cry, although less so when said by a fly.


flea - Jan 03, 2013 2:16:28 pm PST #6533 of 30001
information libertarian

Nevaeh is actually the 35th most popular girl's name (in 2011), with 6030 babies named that. The miss-spelling, Neveah, is also in the top 1000, and 290 girls were named that in 2011.

Apparently some Christian rock dude named Sonny Sandoval named his daughter that in 2000, and tens of thousands of people thought it was a good idea. [Edit: after watching his appearance on MTV Cribs.]


le nubian - Jan 03, 2013 2:18:20 pm PST #6534 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I cannot stand that name. at all. It grates.


Kat - Jan 03, 2013 2:18:36 pm PST #6535 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

How do you moms (and dads, but it seems to be a mom thing with my friends) a) get your kids to do the homework and b) not explodiate with rage.

Noah does some at after care and some at home. Grace does all her homework at home. I just basically sit at the table with them and tell them what to write and when. there are high fives with each page finished.

Noah does not like homework at all. Yet we have a DK math for first grader's book and he has done, oh, maybe 80 pages of it in the past week. And then he decided to make his own. So I think we might say, "If you finish your homework then you can work on your math book." Grace is not so motivated nor as able to work independently.

I bought 3 yards of fabrics to make hospital gowns for Grace. If we have to continue to go to the hospital, then she will at least get to wear what she likes and have stylish fabrics -- she chose rockets for one, owls for a second and then a cool remnant that has woodcuts on it.