I like the mottled houdan.
This is my boat. They're part of my crew. No one's getting left. Best you get used to that.
Mal ,'Ariel'
Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Lee - Jan 03, 2013 12:44:48 pm PST #6518 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
tommyrot - Jan 03, 2013 12:47:47 pm PST #6519 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Although I don't suppose I can make commentary on the idiocy of flies, when I just spent a half an hour watching a fly not get out a window.
Yeah, but did the fly post about it on an online message board?
Liese S. - Jan 03, 2013 12:57:23 pm PST #6520 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
I dunno, probably. I mean he's probably going to die in a few hours or so because it's really cold out there, although I don't know how much longer he was going to survive in here (he'd been in here three days) and I don't know what he was doing still alive anyway, so he's probably, like, some extreme sports fly and he's got a bunch of fans he's blogging to right now. And anyway, he really wanted out.
Sheryl - Jan 03, 2013 12:59:11 pm PST #6521 of 30001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"
Timelies all!
Happy Birthday shrift!
billytea - Jan 03, 2013 1:05:21 pm PST #6522 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
I dunno, probably. I mean he's probably going to die in a few hours or so because it's really cold out there, although I don't know how much longer he was going to survive in here (he'd been in here three days) and I don't know what he was doing still alive anyway, so he's probably, like, some extreme sports fly and he's got a bunch of fans he's blogging to right now. And anyway, he really wanted out.
He was blogging! He wrote, "I am just going outside bzzzzzzzz and I may bzzzzzzzz be some time."
Theodosia - Jan 03, 2013 1:22:13 pm PST #6523 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
I remember when I had a job where you got an extra paid vacation day On Your Birthday. Sigh, probably not in my lifetime again....
Ginger - Jan 03, 2013 1:38:36 pm PST #6524 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Unborn C-Section Baby Grabs Doctor’s Finger From the Womb
I think the baby was trying desperately to bond with the doctor to keep from being named Heaven spelled backward.
billytea - Jan 03, 2013 1:47:55 pm PST #6525 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
I think the baby was trying desperately to bond with the doctor to keep from being named Heaven spelled backward.
Now I want to meet a kid named "Heaven-Spelled-Backward".
billytea - Jan 03, 2013 2:05:00 pm PST #6526 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
You know a discussion has gone off the rails where someone feels obliged to comment, "Richard there are many viable policies of intentional inflation that don't require genocide."
Zenkitty - Jan 03, 2013 2:07:03 pm PST #6527 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Something about the way the bassinets are in such straight lines, with all the babies facing the same way, is freaking me out a bit. I can't explain exactly why.
It looks like they'll all in the Matrix. It looks like a human factory, where top-quality humans are produced on a tight schedule.
I would not be a good mom. I watch my BFF deal with her obstinate daughter and I know I would just lose it if I had to listen to such whining and high-pitched screeching all the time.
I think the baby was trying desperately to bond with the doctor to keep from being named Heaven spelled backward.
Who started that trend? I remember it being a brand-new idea. Now there are probably a hundred girls in America named Nevaeh. I don't get it - when we played out records backwards, it was Satanic, but spelling heaven backwards is great?