Simon: Captain's a good fighter, he must know how to handle a sword. Zoe: I think he knows which end to hold.

'Shindig'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kat - Jan 03, 2013 10:18:12 am PST #6492 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

My kindergartner had homework over break.

So did one of mine. So we made a copy of it and gave it to the other twin as homework too! Equitable distribution of worksheets!

I do see the practicality of leveled reading in the classroom, but books designed by committee to contain a certain number of sight words are pretty much uniformly awful when it comes to actual storytelling, and since they're so repetitive, Dylan memorizes them after a single readthrough anyway which renders them useless as a learning tool!)

Most Dr. Seuss books started as an attempt for Geisel to prove that you can make fun books that are all leveled readers with sight words. Hence Hop on Pop which is nonsensical.

Noah and Grace are currently crazy about Magic Tree House books (we're on book 6) and Grace loves Beatrix Potter.

Okay, I have two pages written so far. This is going to be a write, then let it stew and revisit it to add in data paper.


Sue - Jan 03, 2013 10:24:50 am PST #6493 of 30001
hip deep in pie

Because I always think I might leave my job.

Yeah. I feel like I've been in stasis for the last year trying to decide what I want to do when I grow up. (With stretches where I just ignore everything.) My inability to make a decision is driving me a little crazy.


msbelle - Jan 03, 2013 10:26:46 am PST #6494 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Reading is still such a struggle for mac. I had him start reading Where the Sidewalk Ends last night and he did not think any of the poems he read were fun. The fiction book he is reading right now is less than 150 pages and he fights about reading more than 3-4 pages at a time.


meara - Jan 03, 2013 10:30:55 am PST #6495 of 30001

We don't even give our high school students homework over break. That's why it's a break. Sheesh

That's awesome. We always had finals in January, so there was tons of homework and catching up, over break.

And I don't want to see my OWN insides outside, but I would totally dig seeing other peoples'. Which is why I did sorta consider doctoring, but decided getting into med school and then going through residency and all that seemed awful difficult.


tommyrot - Jan 03, 2013 10:36:07 am PST #6496 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I've probably posted this before, but seeing a cow with its uterus outside (and inside-out) as a child is what made me decide not to become a doctor or vet.


msbelle - Jan 03, 2013 10:40:22 am PST #6497 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

body stuff on tv and movies rarely bothers me, but open bodies irl, hells no, and birthing is unto like Alien to me.


Jessica - Jan 03, 2013 10:40:31 am PST #6498 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Most Dr. Seuss books started as an attempt for Geisel to prove that you can make fun books that are all leveled readers with sight words.

Judging by the books D brings home, nobody selling leveled readers directly to schools seems to have gotten the hint.


Sophia Brooks - Jan 03, 2013 10:50:17 am PST #6499 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

How do you moms (and dads, but it seems to be a mom thing with my friends) a) get your kids to do the homework and b) not explodiate with rage. I spent several days with my BFF, and almost the whole day was whining, whining, whining about homework- the content, the reasons for doing it, begging to wait until later, sneaking away from the table, getting distracted by music/tv/etc. And this is a 12 year old! I know I am not cut out to be a mom, but if that was entire evenings at my house, I would seriously lose it!


msbelle - Jan 03, 2013 10:56:24 am PST #6500 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

there is no music or tv until it is done. refusal to do it will result in those items being denied for days.

whining will also resukt in loss of priveledges, or I leave the room. There is not much whining in our house actually, I "can't hear" mac when he whines, and since he has now heard me say that to him for 5 years, he gets it.


billytea - Jan 03, 2013 11:00:57 am PST #6501 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I think that photo is pretty cool, but I don't get why some are so surprised to see a newborn clutching at someone's hand. Newborns do that!

I think that's what we call a nearborn.