Belated Happy Birthday, amych!
Angel: If I'm not back in a couple of hours— Gunn: You're dead, we're screwed, end of the world.
'Underneath'
Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Fred Pete - Dec 05, 2012 5:43:44 am PST #3228 of 30001
Ann, that's a ferret.
tommyrot - Dec 05, 2012 5:51:02 am PST #3229 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
In case you were wondering....
Andrew M. Seaman writes: "Researchers found that between 1989 and 2005, the number of sperm in one milliliter of the average 35-year-old Frenchman's semen fell from about 74 million to about 50 million - a decrease of roughly 32 percent".
Amy - Dec 05, 2012 5:55:05 am PST #3230 of 30001
Because books.
Bachelor auctions happen a lot in romance, too.
Frankenbuddha - Dec 05, 2012 5:55:32 am PST #3231 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Andrew M. Seaman? Srsly?
Sounds like the Onion came up with that name.
Burrell - Dec 05, 2012 6:00:53 am PST #3232 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
That's hilarious, Frankenbuddha.
msbelle - Dec 05, 2012 6:04:14 am PST #3233 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
This where I get to remind everyone that I used to live on Seaman Dr. off the corner of Cumming Ave. HAND TO GOD. At the actual corner of Seaman and Cumming was a CHURCH!!
The next street down was Dykeman and where it crossed Broadway there were the Broad Dyke aparments and the Broad Dyke Meat Market!!! Best neighborhood for names ever.
Frankenbuddha - Dec 05, 2012 6:12:46 am PST #3234 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Smithers: Frankly sir, I think women and seamen don't mix.
Mr. Burns: We know what you thnk.
Jesse - Dec 05, 2012 6:15:00 am PST #3235 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
So the date auction I went to was held by the fraternal organization that was the brother to the one I was part of. My friend and I won our other friend's boyfriend, thinking the three of us would hang out some time, but he took us each out on a nice date! The best date I had in high school, for sure. Partly because he was good guy, partly because there were no questions about where we stood.
Sparky1 - Dec 05, 2012 6:52:28 am PST #3236 of 30001
Librarian Warlord
Today every staff member got a letter indicating there would be staff cuts in January and anyone might be cut.
The PTB have asked for 50% cuts from the library (overall - not just staff).
Merry Christmas everyone!
Consuela - Dec 05, 2012 6:59:34 am PST #3237 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
The PTB have asked for 50% cuts from the library (overall - not just staff).
The fuck? What, your university is desperate for cash? Seriously? It's not even a public institution!
And library cuts are the death knell for a law library...
I'm sorry, Sparky. Especially after you just moved into the new house. Here's hoping you'll be okay.