Y'all see the man hanging out of the spaceship with the really big gun? Now I'm not saying you weren't easy to find. It was kinda out of our way, and he didn't want to come in the first place. Man's lookin' to kill some folk. So really it's his will y'all should worry about thwarting.

Mal ,'Safe'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


brenda m - Jul 17, 2013 9:03:00 am PDT #29438 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Other than embalmers being on both lists?


Jesse - Jul 17, 2013 9:05:46 am PDT #29439 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

That first list is just unusual, no? With possibly but unlikely high pay for some.


Steph L. - Jul 17, 2013 9:06:57 am PDT #29440 of 30001
That which does not kill you should RUN

I could totally be an ice cream taster.

Career change!


Amy - Jul 17, 2013 9:08:31 am PDT #29441 of 30001
Because books.

Embalmer's pay isn't great, but I bet it's a really low-stress job if you're cut out for it. When I was in upstate NY, I ran into a lot of people who were going to a college up there for funeral directors.


Jessica - Jul 17, 2013 9:14:02 am PDT #29442 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

If "less than 50,000" is the threshhold for surprisingly low-paying, then most of the surprisingly high-paying list...isn't.


§ ita § - Jul 17, 2013 9:15:34 am PDT #29443 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I could totally be an ice cream taster

I don't think you have the qualifying degree, which is another reason the list is weird. If I'm a scientist with a BSc, is 50k *surprisingly* *high*? Genetic counsellor is going to require a bachelor's as well. Also, I remain unstunned at the idea of a hot dog vendor making $30K, or a body part model making $20 for an afternoon, at least unless they mean low. I hope you get expenses, at least.

If $45k is objectively low in the second article, I don't see how some of the salaries in the first are high, even surprisingly so.

And the embalmer thing makes zero sense.


Hil R. - Jul 17, 2013 9:18:05 am PDT #29444 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Burrell - Jul 17, 2013 9:18:58 am PDT #29445 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Jesse, my stretch teacher has us do isolation exercises with the torso, hips, etc. I find it surprisingly difficult.


Calli - Jul 17, 2013 9:21:03 am PDT #29446 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I had trouble isolating body parts for movement when I tried belly dance, but I'm not great at isolating them in most other situations so I don't think belly dance was particularly unique there.


Burrell - Jul 17, 2013 9:21:21 am PDT #29447 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I've got a doctorate and I'm making less than that.

Grrr, that's just wrong. You are NTT, aren't you?