Yesterday, my life's like, 'Uh-oh, pop quiz!' Today it's like, 'rain of toads.'

Xander ,'Beneath You'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Jul 17, 2013 8:01:43 am PDT #29433 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I expect to try to figure out how to isolate any parts of my body. I mean, I've seen Shakira. That's enough prep, right?


§ ita § - Jul 17, 2013 8:16:15 am PDT #29434 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Clearly the solution is to learn bellydancing before the classes start.

How else do people work?


Jesse - Jul 17, 2013 8:38:48 am PDT #29435 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Not like that!


Tom Scola - Jul 17, 2013 8:47:45 am PDT #29436 of 30001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

Via Knut: Holy shit, roundhouse kick.


§ ita § - Jul 17, 2013 8:48:52 am PDT #29437 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Well, I judge people.

I'm also confused by Forbes.

They have an article on 10 surprisingly unusual & high paid jobs which summarises thusly:

  • Embalmer Average pay: $43,680 a year
  • Hot Dog Vendor Average pay: $30,000 to $100,000 a year
  • Personal Shopper Average pay: $25,000 to $100,000+ a year
  • Funeral Service Manager Average pay: $79,930 a year
  • Ice Cream Taster (Food Scientist) Average pay: $56,000 a year
  • Virtual Head Hunter Average pay: $250 to $10,000 per referral
  • Genetic Counselor Average pay: $55,820 a year
  • Live Mannequin / Human Statue Average pay: Up to $100 an hour
  • Body Part Model Average pay: $20 to $1,000+ for an afternoon
  • Cruise Ship Entertainer Average pay: $3,000 to $4,500 a month, plus room and board

And then they have an article on surprisingly low paying jobs with the following paragraph:

Embalmers, firefighters and private investigators also earn less than $50,000 a year, on average. You might expect to make more for a job that requires sanitizing and preserving the deceased—but apparently preparing bodies for interment will only earn you $45,060, and the bottom 10% make a measly $27,010.

Do they have their adjectives correctly lined up to make sense?


brenda m - Jul 17, 2013 9:03:00 am PDT #29438 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Other than embalmers being on both lists?


Jesse - Jul 17, 2013 9:05:46 am PDT #29439 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

That first list is just unusual, no? With possibly but unlikely high pay for some.


Steph L. - Jul 17, 2013 9:06:57 am PDT #29440 of 30001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

I could totally be an ice cream taster.

Career change!


Amy - Jul 17, 2013 9:08:31 am PDT #29441 of 30001
Because books.

Embalmer's pay isn't great, but I bet it's a really low-stress job if you're cut out for it. When I was in upstate NY, I ran into a lot of people who were going to a college up there for funeral directors.


Jessica - Jul 17, 2013 9:14:02 am PDT #29442 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

If "less than 50,000" is the threshhold for surprisingly low-paying, then most of the surprisingly high-paying list...isn't.