Book: Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned? Simon: No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist.

'War Stories'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Jul 10, 2013 10:58:20 am PDT #28761 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

ETA:remember this when you see "All Vegetarian Diet" as that's really a not great thing. We probably shouldn't feed them Vienna sausages (though they love fish scraps as I recently learned) but for the most humane chicken raising they should be pastured and eat bugs

I am always suspicious when I see eggs labeled both "Free Range!" and "All Vegetarian Diet!" If one isn't a blatant lie, those are some extremely disciplined chickens.


sarameg - Jul 10, 2013 11:02:25 am PDT #28762 of 30001

Disciplined chickens conjures up odd images.

I give up. I'm running away from work, I just cannot deal with any more today.


Gris - Jul 10, 2013 11:04:45 am PDT #28763 of 30001
Hey. New board.

To be fair, they usually say "fed an all vegetarian diet" which I assume mean their provided supplemental feed (posturing is never enough) is vegetarian. As is mine.


Jesse - Jul 10, 2013 11:15:14 am PDT #28764 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

(posturing is never enough)

I knew those chicken farmers were poseurs!

Gris, are you raising chickens for your own use, or more than that?


Amy - Jul 10, 2013 11:20:40 am PDT #28765 of 30001
Because books.

Do you have Chicken Run nightmares?


Gris - Jul 10, 2013 11:33:31 am PDT #28766 of 30001
Hey. New board.

Just for my own eggs. We are on less than a quarter acre in the city of Nashville - a farming operation is unfortunately beyond our ability.


§ ita § - Jul 10, 2013 12:18:58 pm PDT #28767 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

At this rate, the chances seem slim that the "2 days" will not run into Friday. My new boss really REALLY wants me in the office (not just working) on Friday.

How is this normal? Check in at 8, no bed at 2, but no apology? I get shit happens, but in my little sphere I'm being jerked around related to important stuff (like not pissing off the CIO) and even though I'm not an ICU patient, I still want someone to meet me some of the way.


sumi - Jul 10, 2013 12:26:31 pm PDT #28768 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

Chicagoistas: you know that the CPL has a 3D printer, right?

Available for the public to use.


Pix - Jul 10, 2013 12:47:46 pm PDT #28769 of 30001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

You did the right thing by getting him off the streets! We can't take in All the Pets even though it is my retirement plan to be the craxy lady with All the Pets.

I am already that lady, I fear.


Juliebird - Jul 10, 2013 12:49:06 pm PDT #28770 of 30001
I am the fly who dreams of the spider

We used to have ducks and geese but we had dogs, so they only got to roam the yard sometimes, when the dogs were locked up in the house. It actually put me off eggs for awhile, having to go gather them covered in shit. The ducks were Huey, Dewey, and Louie. The geese were Gus and Gertrude. Ravens got the ducks, and the geese went to a farm, so my parents say. They bit my crotch enough that I wouldn't be sad if they ended up as someone's Thanksgiving dinner.

Read a hilarious article about a couple experimenting with ducks for pest control. Yeah, they controlled the pests, and then ate or trampled the rest of the vegetable garden. The couple then ate the ducks.