I'm eleven hundred and twenty years old! Just gimme a friggin' beer!

Anya ,'Storyteller'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Juliebird - Jul 10, 2013 12:49:06 pm PDT #28770 of 30001
I am the fly who dreams of the spider

We used to have ducks and geese but we had dogs, so they only got to roam the yard sometimes, when the dogs were locked up in the house. It actually put me off eggs for awhile, having to go gather them covered in shit. The ducks were Huey, Dewey, and Louie. The geese were Gus and Gertrude. Ravens got the ducks, and the geese went to a farm, so my parents say. They bit my crotch enough that I wouldn't be sad if they ended up as someone's Thanksgiving dinner.

Read a hilarious article about a couple experimenting with ducks for pest control. Yeah, they controlled the pests, and then ate or trampled the rest of the vegetable garden. The couple then ate the ducks.


sumi - Jul 10, 2013 12:50:00 pm PDT #28771 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

Cool Giant bird sculptures made from construction equipment.

(People - this show is at MASS Moca - I'm sure you that there are people here who could totally see this stuff in person.)


Jesse - Jul 10, 2013 1:13:12 pm PDT #28772 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I'm having my first corn for dinner! Yay corn! And while the water was boiling (I boiled way more water than I needed), I made a cucumber-yogurt salad AND a big green salad, so who knows what I will eat next? Yes, it is CSA day.

ita, that sounds shitty. It should not be that much on you to be flexible, I think.


§ ita § - Jul 10, 2013 1:14:00 pm PDT #28773 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Now they don't even know if they are admitting me today--and I'm sure the joy of admissions comes with "and then when do they treat me?"

The key is to not let this stress me out, but also this is ridiculous. There is some implied commitment on their end when they ask me to show up at 8am this morning. Do they really have (calm) patients sit around in the uncomfortable chairs for seven hours? God forbid someone sick should come in, with anything they needed treatment for.


shrift - Jul 10, 2013 1:26:17 pm PDT #28774 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Yes, it is CSA day.

Woo hoo! I finally burned through the Swiss chard so today will be a kale day. I think I'll braise it and put a poached egg on top and mop everything up with some dark rye bread.


Steph L. - Jul 10, 2013 1:32:40 pm PDT #28775 of 30001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Chicagoistas: you know that the CPL has a 3D printer, right?

Available for the public to use.

That is so freaking cool!


Sophia Brooks - Jul 10, 2013 1:36:41 pm PDT #28776 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Tomorrow is CSA day and I still have so much lettuce!!!!


Jesse - Jul 10, 2013 1:44:40 pm PDT #28777 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

It was also my first no-lettuce day! After I remembered that my key to enjoying lettuce is lemon juice.

I think I'll braise it and put a poached egg on top and mop everything up with some dark rye bread.

Mmmm -- that's my favorite way to eat greens. Also I saute them in bacon fat, pre-egg.


aurelia - Jul 10, 2013 1:46:49 pm PDT #28778 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

ETA:remember this when you see "All Vegetarian Diet" as that's really a not great thing.

I just don't want the chickens that are fed chicken. I've seen that episode of the X-Files.

Chicagoistas: you know that the CPL has a 3D printer, right?
Available for the public to use.

I did know that! I need to find out what kind of image file they need. I have some ideas.


Sheryl - Jul 10, 2013 1:48:01 pm PDT #28779 of 30001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

Happy Birthday Sox!