And I wonder, what possible catastrophe came crashing down from heaven and brought this dashing stranger to tears?

Drusilla ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


beth b - Jul 09, 2013 5:27:27 am PDT #28561 of 30001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

It wouldn't help me. I need the lower carb heathy diet option.


Jessica - Jul 09, 2013 5:31:10 am PDT #28562 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Deep-fried corn fritters are gluten-free and therefore will let me LIVE FOREVER.

You never know, GMO corn could be giving us all secret superpowers! The power to EAT MOAR CORN!


Jesse - Jul 09, 2013 5:32:14 am PDT #28563 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Please god let that be true.


msbelle - Jul 09, 2013 5:39:52 am PDT #28564 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

My electric bill was over $200 for June. Jesusita. Time to start turning everything off.


Jessica - Jul 09, 2013 5:45:14 am PDT #28565 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

The best typo ever just crossed my desk. Client is looking for any TV coverage of an article published in ""blood" the journal of american society of meatology"

They meant this [link]

But now I kind of want to read the journal of the American Society of Meatology.


Steph L. - Jul 09, 2013 5:46:00 am PDT #28566 of 30001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I have always loved the name of that journal.


Jesse - Jul 09, 2013 5:59:09 am PDT #28567 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

It could also be named Blood!

ION, I read an advice column recently where the person thought people at work were talking about her(?) because she goes to the bathroom every hour or two, due to a medical condition. I go to the bathroom every hour or two! Due to drinking a lot of water. And I'm pretty sure no one notices and/or cares. Tell me about your bathroom habits, people. And/or those of your colleagues.


shrift - Jul 09, 2013 6:02:00 am PDT #28568 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

No on cuddle puddles, I'm trying to eat more vegetarian and vegan meals anyway, and I can go tech free (well, internet free, since I mostly buy ebooks now) for a while without getting too twitchy. But I'm also capable of hanging out and having long conversations with people without obsessively checking my phone. The phones get pulled out when someone's late or we're trying to look up the name of the thing.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 09, 2013 6:04:41 am PDT #28569 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

but anyone not married to or birthed by me tries to cuddle and I'll smack them with a kayak paddle.

Right there with you. I can overcome my natural un-touchiness enough to hug friends, but cuddling is an activity strictly reserved for people with whom I intend to get up-close and naked.


Gris - Jul 09, 2013 6:05:25 am PDT #28570 of 30001
Hey. New board.

The opening scene of This is the End has one of the funniest gluten-as-unhealthy conversations ever.