Lorne: Once the word spreads you beat up an innocent old man, well, the truly terrible will think twice before going toe-to-toe with our Avenging Angel. Spike: Yes. The geriatric community will be soiling their nappies when they hear you're on the case. Bravo.

'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Gris - Jul 09, 2013 6:05:25 am PDT #28570 of 30001
Hey. New board.

The opening scene of This is the End has one of the funniest gluten-as-unhealthy conversations ever.


meara - Jul 09, 2013 6:06:32 am PDT #28571 of 30001

I'm ok with Internet free but not ebook free for the whole weekend! How would I carry enough?? Also don't need vegan. But I did spend about 18 hours with no Internet or cell last weekend on Saturday (hiking in the park) and survived. Though I hope nobody made any big announcements on Facebook. :)


SuziQ - Jul 09, 2013 6:13:15 am PDT #28572 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I was internet free most of the weekend except for a 20 minute window when we went into town to get ice cream. It was nice and yet strange to just put my phone away and not have it on me all the time. Once I had service back I only checked my text messages before tucking it away again.

We were definitely not vegan or gluttan-free. I cuddled CJ for about 2 minutes. Oh, and I used my real name and age.


shrift - Jul 09, 2013 6:21:50 am PDT #28573 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Tell me about your bathroom habits, people. And/or those of your colleagues.

I pay no attention to the bathroom habits of my colleagues, and I think that anyone taking note of things like that is a) super creepy, and b) clearly needs more work to do. Me? I'm on a diuretic and I drink A LOT of coffee, water, and tea, so I go to the bathroom frequently.


Jesse - Jul 09, 2013 6:29:05 am PDT #28574 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Right?? I feel like the person writing in must just be paranoid. UNLESS she is pooping every hour, and that is somehow apparent to the people who sit near the bathroom, in which case, I just feel bad for the writer, and the colleagues are terrible people.


Jessica - Jul 09, 2013 6:42:57 am PDT #28575 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Tell me about your bathroom habits, people. And/or those of your colleagues.

Um...no thank you?


meara - Jul 09, 2013 6:46:28 am PDT #28576 of 30001

I have no colleagues. But I feel like I have a bladder the size of a peanut, because sometimes I'm on a plane and have to go twice during a flight and the people seated next to me don't go at all! But that tends to be the only time I'd notice...


Steph L. - Jul 09, 2013 6:57:11 am PDT #28577 of 30001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I have never noticed my co-workers' bathroom habits, which is something I hope to carry through any and all future jobs. (Unless I'm working at home with the pets; in that case, Kato makes sure I *always* know about his poops.)


Sophia Brooks - Jul 09, 2013 7:10:53 am PDT #28578 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I am a little afraid I go too much, mostly because for some reason there is a young man whose desk is pointed straight at the women's room. And sometimes I go just to have something to do because I can't sit still.

My desk used to face the men's room, and I sort of thought that he and I should trade.


Sue - Jul 09, 2013 7:14:33 am PDT #28579 of 30001
hip deep in pie

I tend to go a lot in the afternoon, after drinking a lot in the morning.

Also, my bladder is totally the type that needs to go when I am in the most restrictive places.