Thank god my father doesn't want to drive. And everyone agrees a chip would be ideal!
You all gonna be here when I wake up?
Mal ,'Out Of Gas'
Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - Jul 03, 2013 3:30:22 pm PDT #28133 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Juliebird - Jul 03, 2013 3:31:00 pm PDT #28134 of 30001
I am the fly who dreams of the spider
OMG, I'm imagining my irate republican mother driving off in the mailman's truck with her purple handgun . . .
Yes, people, she's a republican and her gun is purple.
IDEFK.
Jesse - Jul 03, 2013 3:36:00 pm PDT #28135 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
If I had a gun, I would like a purple one!
Ginger - Jul 03, 2013 3:44:13 pm PDT #28136 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Here's another option, Jesse: [link]
le nubian - Jul 03, 2013 3:44:13 pm PDT #28137 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
Especially since my support group doesn't meet in the summer!
Um, you know we are here 12 months out of the year, right? Unless you all are voices in my head.
Jesse - Jul 03, 2013 3:49:48 pm PDT #28138 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Thanks, Ginger.
le nubian, that's what's so great about you guys! Always here. It's just my Alzheimer's support group that doesn't meet again until September.
§ ita § - Jul 03, 2013 3:50:41 pm PDT #28139 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Once a delivery driver left the keys in his vehicle in front of the Home, and she happened to be there and got in and drove off. She didn't get far because she didn't know where she was, so she stopped at the end of the driveway, thank goodness. The look on his face was priceless. Bet he never did that again.
That's both scary and funny.
I think it's really deep how some people took the time out of a "Johnny Depp is an ass" post to criticise Armie Hammer for having a dumb name, and to suggest he change it because it makes them laugh.
Jesse - Jul 03, 2013 3:52:31 pm PDT #28140 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Have most people never heard of Armand Hammer? Maybe I just think he's famous because I always thought his name was funny.
Juliebird - Jul 03, 2013 4:06:39 pm PDT #28141 of 30001
I am the fly who dreams of the spider
I thought Armie Hammer's name was funny since I heard of him from that Snow White movie, but I'd never point it out to the guy. "Hi, you help deodorize my fridge, is that weird?". Espcially since he has the sexiest voice since EVER. I'd dig him unanabashedly if his name was Always Tampax.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 03, 2013 4:14:15 pm PDT #28142 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
My sister and I contemplated microchipping our mom. She didn't just want to wander around, she wanted to DRIVE. Once a delivery driver left the keys in his vehicle in front of the Home, and she happened to be there and got in and drove off. She didn't get far because she didn't know where she was, so she stopped at the end of the driveway, thank goodness. The look on his face was priceless. Bet he never did that again.
Have I told everyone about my best friend's dad (in advanced stages of Parkinson's) setting off the fire alarm in his managed care facility late at night when he was sneaking out a fire exit trying to escape "them"? If I remember correctly it was the responding firefighters that caught him on his way off the grounds.