I don't care if it is an orgy of death, there's still such a thing as a napkin.

Willow ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Jun 27, 2013 5:34:11 am PDT #27375 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm sure no ER likes frequent fliers as a whole. I wish they lied less (they were telling my doctor very different things from which they were telling me, plus the people standing right in front of me were contradicting each other very casually indeed) but whatever.

Wow. NSFW off the bat, but this is supposed to be one of those "romantic porn for her" things-- [link] is a set of pictures of a lesbian couple undressing, and the sexiness quotient is through the floor. I do believe there is both bad sex and bad pizza--there's certainly bad porn. Yeowch.

This [link] looks assaulty, this [link] looks like breathing difficulties, call EMT, and sometimes you don't get any erotic vibe off the asphyxiation... [link]


sumi - Jun 27, 2013 5:34:15 am PDT #27376 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

Amusing blogpost on what British people say vs. what they mean.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 27, 2013 5:40:26 am PDT #27377 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Happy Birthday JZ!


tommyrot - Jun 27, 2013 5:44:13 am PDT #27378 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

This [link] looks assaulty

Yep.

this [link] looks like breathing difficulties

Their expressions are, "We've been trying to get this shot for six hours! Can we go home? Fine, we'll pose some more, whatever."


le nubian - Jun 27, 2013 5:52:22 am PDT #27379 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Happy birfday JZ!


Burrell - Jun 27, 2013 5:53:00 am PDT #27380 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Happy birthday, JZ!

Vacation has been fun so far, but I am tired. Plus I keep forgetting my camera! It's OK since someone else has had one, but I need to figure out where I put mine so I can start taking pics of my own.


Burrell - Jun 27, 2013 5:53:36 am PDT #27381 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Oh and those photos are completely unsexy. Kind of impressive.


Connie Neil - Jun 27, 2013 6:01:36 am PDT #27382 of 30001
brillig

All those Britishisms make perfect sense to me, ie, that's the way I understand those phrases, too. Which explains some confusions in my life. And I admit I've used it against the clueless.


sumi - Jun 27, 2013 6:07:11 am PDT #27383 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

They made sense to me. . . but I loved the example of a misunderstanding given at the bottom.


Sophia Brooks - Jun 27, 2013 6:13:17 am PDT #27384 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

The funniest thing to me is I work for a British man- I am the one who uses these phrases and he is the one who misunderstands! We had so much confusion when I kept saying I was "very concerned" about something- I feel like in a professional setting that is the equivalent of SOMETHING IS GOING VERY VERY WRONG!!!!, but he thought it was no big deal!