Anya: Are you stupid or something? Giles: Allow me to answer that question with a firing.

'Sleeper'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 27, 2013 5:40:26 am PDT #27377 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Happy Birthday JZ!


tommyrot - Jun 27, 2013 5:44:13 am PDT #27378 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

This [link] looks assaulty

Yep.

this [link] looks like breathing difficulties

Their expressions are, "We've been trying to get this shot for six hours! Can we go home? Fine, we'll pose some more, whatever."


le nubian - Jun 27, 2013 5:52:22 am PDT #27379 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Happy birfday JZ!


Burrell - Jun 27, 2013 5:53:00 am PDT #27380 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Happy birthday, JZ!

Vacation has been fun so far, but I am tired. Plus I keep forgetting my camera! It's OK since someone else has had one, but I need to figure out where I put mine so I can start taking pics of my own.


Burrell - Jun 27, 2013 5:53:36 am PDT #27381 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Oh and those photos are completely unsexy. Kind of impressive.


Connie Neil - Jun 27, 2013 6:01:36 am PDT #27382 of 30001
brillig

All those Britishisms make perfect sense to me, ie, that's the way I understand those phrases, too. Which explains some confusions in my life. And I admit I've used it against the clueless.


sumi - Jun 27, 2013 6:07:11 am PDT #27383 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

They made sense to me. . . but I loved the example of a misunderstanding given at the bottom.


Sophia Brooks - Jun 27, 2013 6:13:17 am PDT #27384 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

The funniest thing to me is I work for a British man- I am the one who uses these phrases and he is the one who misunderstands! We had so much confusion when I kept saying I was "very concerned" about something- I feel like in a professional setting that is the equivalent of SOMETHING IS GOING VERY VERY WRONG!!!!, but he thought it was no big deal!


Jesse - Jun 27, 2013 6:35:43 am PDT #27385 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Dear lawyers,

I am not a lawyer! It is not that surprising when the contract language I propose is not what it should be! Please you write it first! Or at least second?

Thx.


JZ - Jun 27, 2013 6:39:49 am PDT #27386 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Thanks for the birthday wishes!

I thought I had started out my birthday by conquering the clog in the bathroom sink LIKE A BOSS, but it turns out that I only cleared the wad of hair at the bottom of the U-bend-y pipe; there's a bigger wad of something around another bend back inside the bathroom wall that I can't get at without a tool, and since the inside of the U-bendy was totally rust-crusted I really don't want to Drano it. So, calling the maintenance guy, after I make myself a big big birthday latte.