Very convincing. Makes me completely want to put myself under government control. Please take me to where you can make me unconscious and naked.

Riley ,'Help'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sue - Jun 23, 2013 3:49:48 pm PDT #26901 of 30001
hip deep in pie

I managed to refrain from putting "paying my mortgage" down as my objective on job applications, though that was always the first (and often the only) thing that came to mind.

I always want to put...to get the hell out of my current job!

My cats wake me up near dawn every day. Damn cats.


SuziQ - Jun 23, 2013 3:52:57 pm PDT #26902 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

When I have to do my annual review, I want to put "haven't gotten fired" as one of my major accomplishments.


Jesse - Jun 23, 2013 4:00:54 pm PDT #26903 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh god, I don't think we even have a place for new accomplishments, just progress against goals, but I totally should have put that this year.


SuziQ - Jun 23, 2013 4:02:07 pm PDT #26904 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

True, it does go back to me wanting to list "don't get fired" as one of my goals.


-t - Jun 23, 2013 4:06:30 pm PDT #26905 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Funny, I tell myself all the time that the worst thing that will happen to me if I fuck up at work is that I'll get fired. Because the small-shrewish-mammal part of my brain totally thinks it will get eaten.

So maybe y'all should put "did not get eaten" down as accomplishments.


DavidS - Jun 23, 2013 4:12:21 pm PDT #26906 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

So maybe y'all should put "did not get eaten" down as accomplishments.

"Did not get eaten by a grue."


Cass - Jun 23, 2013 4:29:37 pm PDT #26907 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I managed to refrain from putting "paying my mortgage" down as my objective on job applications, though that was always the first (and often the only) thing that came to mind.

I'd like money and health insurance. And some sense of being a useful person. I don't think that is what I am supposed to put down though.


-t - Jun 23, 2013 4:41:52 pm PDT #26908 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

The being a useful person part you could spin into an appropriate goal, I bet.


Zenkitty - Jun 23, 2013 4:50:45 pm PDT #26909 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I would be tempted to hire someone who said that, though, because that's the best motivation I can think of to keep a job.


Jesse - Jun 23, 2013 4:56:48 pm PDT #26910 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

As a nonprofiteer, the useful person part is pretty much the selling point for me.