Also, I am very much like Jesus. Unless they meant David's father Jesse, which I guess is possible.
Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
My elder cat has been horking more and more lately. I switched her to sensitive stomach stuff, but the horking continues. She hasn't had hairball issues in the last 10 years, but I'm thinking that may be part of the problem. I need to trap her in the bathroom and furrminate her.
I managed to refrain from putting "paying my mortgage" down as my objective on job applications, though that was always the first (and often the only) thing that came to mind.
I always want to put...to get the hell out of my current job!
My cats wake me up near dawn every day. Damn cats.
When I have to do my annual review, I want to put "haven't gotten fired" as one of my major accomplishments.
Oh god, I don't think we even have a place for new accomplishments, just progress against goals, but I totally should have put that this year.
True, it does go back to me wanting to list "don't get fired" as one of my goals.
Funny, I tell myself all the time that the worst thing that will happen to me if I fuck up at work is that I'll get fired. Because the small-shrewish-mammal part of my brain totally thinks it will get eaten.
So maybe y'all should put "did not get eaten" down as accomplishments.
So maybe y'all should put "did not get eaten" down as accomplishments.
"Did not get eaten by a grue."
I managed to refrain from putting "paying my mortgage" down as my objective on job applications, though that was always the first (and often the only) thing that came to mind.
I'd like money and health insurance. And some sense of being a useful person. I don't think that is what I am supposed to put down though.
The being a useful person part you could spin into an appropriate goal, I bet.