No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Dana - Jun 19, 2013 11:23:46 am PDT #26422 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Is there a Kickstarter to kick that guy in the nuts?


Jessica - Jun 19, 2013 11:24:10 am PDT #26423 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

From now on you must ASSUME that she is attracted to you and wants to be ravished. It's a difference in mindset that makes champs champs and chumps chumps.

Huh, I'd never seen "rapist" spelled "champ" before. Is that a regional variation?


Jesse - Jun 19, 2013 11:27:58 am PDT #26424 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Is there a Kickstarter to kick that guy in the nuts?

Now THAT I would support.


Jesse - Jun 19, 2013 11:28:14 am PDT #26425 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Is that a regional variation?

Gotta be, right?


Daisy Jane - Jun 19, 2013 11:30:09 am PDT #26426 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

From now on you must ASSUME that she is attracted to you and wants to be ravished.

Yep. Back in the cave go I.


le nubian - Jun 19, 2013 11:39:44 am PDT #26427 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I support Dana's idea. what are the levels of kickstarter support?

$5 gets you a "kicked in the nuts" bookmark

$10 gets you a "kicked in the nuts" t-shirt

$50 gets you a boxed set of a season of "America's Funniest Videos"

$1000 allows you to actually kick the guy in the nuts


Dana - Jun 19, 2013 11:40:50 am PDT #26428 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Somewhere in there has to be special access to a video of the guy getting kicked in the nuts. Plus complimentary popcorn.


le nubian - Jun 19, 2013 11:44:14 am PDT #26429 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

The Live Stream bonus tier! yes.


Jesse - Jun 19, 2013 11:51:58 am PDT #26430 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

OK, what's especially upsetting to me about that is that a lot of those "moves" are hot in the right context! So creepy guys can get validation from movies or whatever that that's "what women want," forgetting the actual key part about how a woman might want it from a man at a specific time!


Trudy Booth - Jun 19, 2013 12:02:39 pm PDT #26431 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

It's almost like you should check in with the woman and see what she thinks.

Crazy talk, I know.